Man arrested for having sex while driving drunk down Petah Tikvah highway

Haaretz ^ | 25 April 2009 | Yuval Goren

[Candor7]

Police arrested a 28-year-old Petah Tikvah man for drunk driving late Friday night after he was caught driving erratically on the highway while having sexual intercourse with a female passenger.

[Billthedrill]

After he was stopped, they approached the car and found the driver engaged in sexual intercourse with a female passenger. The driver told police he was driving wildly because his girlfriend was blocking his view of the road.

BtD's Tip Of The Day - when pulled over by a policeman it is considered polite to temporarily cease passionate coital activity at least long enough to offer the Officer one's license, registration, and proof of insurance. I'm only speaking from theory here, never having been caught having sex in a car. In Israel.

[grey_whiskers]

How did you ever let her go? /sarc>

Cheers!

[grey_whiskers]

Santa Barbara...figures she was Californian.

Cheers!

[Candor7]

Yes, and we both hope his rubber didn't meet the road!

Buahahahahahaha!

[1COUNTER-MORTER-68]

OK,,,As long as ya’ keep the shiny side up and the

Rubber side down...;0)

[Raycpa]

They called it Petah Tikvah (”Gateway of Hope”) after the divine promise uttered by the prophet Hosea (2:17):

“And I will give her... the valley of Achor for a gateway of hope.”

http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:1VK94eFyUUwJ:www.jafi.org.il/education/100/PLACES/pt.html+Petah+Tikvah&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a

[Candor7]

I bet there are a lot of Israeli Maidens who hold Manishewitz rather well,manually and gastrically.

Never let an Israeli maiden shift gears for you if you have a stick shift.They just get too, too excited.

LOL.

[Hang'emAll]

Been there.

Done that.

[Candor7]

Wow, the cherubim were with this guy. Lucky for him!

[nufsed]

As am/was I.

[Larry Lucido]

The driver told police he was driving wildly because his girlfriend was blocking his view of the road.

I always use supplemental restraint.

[nufsed]

I was transferred by my employer and couldn’t keep it up, so to speak. She is the most sensuous person I have every known. Oh well! Thanx for the mammories!

[Rocky]

At least he wasn’t talking on his cell phone.

[QQQQ]

Seat belts was on...:-)))

[Malichi]

Been there...done that...driving home from Ole Miss in my girlfriend’s BMW. Now she’s married to a famous chef. Won’t mention any names, though.

TAW

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I could make a Gomer and Hosea joke here but I won’t.

[Larry Lucido]

Um, does she need a ride anywhere? :-)

[nufsed]

In addition, she now has 5 houses and I only have four. So she’s still aheda of me. Heavy sigh!

[katiekins1]

Tried to blame the girlfriend. Ha!Didn’t work!
Highway head is safer. : )

[Candor7]

Well he may not have been talking on his cell phone, but he had a “stethoscope” in each ear, listening to the heartbeat.

LOL.