Skip to comments.
Man arrested for having sex while driving drunk down Petah Tikvah highway
Haaretz ^
| 25 April 2009
| Yuval Goren
Posted on 04/25/2009 4:16:38 PM PDT by Candor7
Edited on 04/26/2009 1:44:14 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
[history]
Police arrested a 28-year-old Petah Tikvah man for drunk driving late Friday night after he was caught driving erratically on the highway while having sexual intercourse with a female passenger.
(Excerpt) Read more at haaretz.com ...
TOPICS: Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: drinking; driving; israel; sex
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-80, 81-91 next last
To: Candor7; sauropod; stand watie; StarFan; DKNY; Cacique; Kickass Conservative; Liz
He did not have sexual relations with Miss Lewinsky..Oh sorry wrong sexual deviant.
Was sitting here wondering how they did that? They both must be really skinny...
Sorry just couldn't resist.
41
posted on
04/25/2009 5:32:31 PM PDT
by
KLT
(A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers GO!)
To: Candor7; Chieftain
To: KLT
43
posted on
04/25/2009 5:50:31 PM PDT
by
Candor7
(The weapons of choice against fascism are ridicule, and derision. (member NRA)
To: Candor7
In the face to face it is safer if the woman is not wearing a "big" hair style and if she brushes it to one side.
This thread is giving me flashbacks, at least.
44
posted on
04/25/2009 5:54:58 PM PDT
by
nufsed
(Release the birth certificate, school and passport records.)
To: Candor7
“Those safety belts! Those Gdamn safety belts!”
To: Candor7
Gee Candor, thanks for the guide, I think I’ll pin this up on the sunvisor...comes in as a handy reference guide...
46
posted on
04/25/2009 6:03:08 PM PDT
by
KLT
(A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers GO!)
To: Candor7
they approached the car and found the driver engaged in sexual intercourse with a female passengerThey kept going even after being pulled over?
"Just write up the ticket, officer, I'll be done in 30 seconds."
47
posted on
04/25/2009 6:46:31 PM PDT
by
eclecticEel
("Envy is always referred to by its political alias, 'social justice.' " - T. Sowell)
To: Candor7
After he was stopped, they approached the car and found the driver engaged in sexual intercourse with a female passenger.I believe that the penalty should be stiff.
48
posted on
04/25/2009 6:48:45 PM PDT
by
meyer
(Obama is to the USA as Mugabe is to Zimbabwe.)
To: nufsed
Now thats hope and change!
49
posted on
04/25/2009 6:51:41 PM PDT
by
Candor7
(The weapons of choice against fascism are ridicule,derision,truth. (member NRA)
To: Candor7
Well, he’s going to lose his license for a while, but at least he went out with a bang.
50
posted on
04/25/2009 6:55:52 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Candor7
And what is this? Did these two see the article about that couple in Norway and think “Hey, that sounds like fun! Let’s try it!”?
Let’s hope this trend doesn't spread to Southern California. It gets busy and crazy enough without having to worry about whether that car up ahead is getting its swerve on because the occupants are getting their swerve on.
51
posted on
04/25/2009 6:59:33 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Candor7; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Am Yisrael Chai!
52
posted on
04/25/2009 7:15:47 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
To: KLT; All
fwiw, i had a college chum, whose father/mother owned the Morgan sports car dealership for the eastern zone of the US in the late 1940-60s period.
not only did Harry claim to have been born IN a Morgan +4, but CONCEIVED IN one. (that would take TWO circus acrobats and/or contortionists to accomplish, i think.)
free dixie,sw
53
posted on
04/25/2009 7:30:06 PM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: meyer
His Girl Friend likely offered to pay the apprehending officer on the spot.
You know, wanton Chick, uniforms,flashing lights, handcuffs, all the girl next door could ask for? LOL.
54
posted on
04/25/2009 7:41:19 PM PDT
by
Candor7
(The weapons of choice against fascism are ridicule,derision,truth. (member NRA)
To: nufsed
55
posted on
04/25/2009 8:03:51 PM PDT
by
Mr. K
(physically unable to proofreed (<---oops))
To: Mr. K
If you sign an inujry liability waiver.
That was 15 years ago. I think she can only get one leg through the sun roof nowadays.
56
posted on
04/25/2009 8:10:32 PM PDT
by
nufsed
(Release the birth certificate, school and passport records.)
To: nufsed
57
posted on
04/25/2009 8:11:08 PM PDT
by
nufsed
(Release the birth certificate, school and passport records.)
To: nufsed
One night on State St., in Santa Barbara, she actually had both feet through the sun roof. I gave her a 10 on that one. Cheapskate.
;-)
58
posted on
04/25/2009 8:15:31 PM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
To: Candor7
An attorney friend of mine in San Antonio won a DUI case with the argument that his client’s erratic driving was because his girlfriend was performing a sex act on him while driving.
It became widely known among the local bar members as the ——sucker defense.
59
posted on
04/25/2009 8:27:48 PM PDT
by
wildbill
( The reason you're so jealous is that the voices talk only to me.)
To: stand watie
I know a kid who was concieved in the front drivers side seat of a 1985 camaro.
60
posted on
04/25/2009 10:51:55 PM PDT
by
chae
(I am karmic retribution)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-80, 81-91 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson