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1 posted on 04/05/2009 6:58:54 AM PDT by Homer_J_Simpson
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This is the final chapter of the saga of Jack Benny’s jewel smuggling caper.


2 posted on 04/05/2009 7:00:01 AM PDT by Homer_J_Simpson ("Every nation has the government that it deserves." - Joseph de Maistre (1753-1821))
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To: Homer_J_Simpson

Fascinating, especially the bit about the Supreme’s wife.


4 posted on 04/05/2009 7:05:35 AM PDT by Sherman Logan (Everyone has a right to his own opinion, but not to his own facts.)
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To: Homer_J_Simpson
If you would like to be added to or deleted from the Real Time +/- 70 Years

I can understand real time minus 70 years, but how do you get the stories for plus 70 years? Do you have a time machine?

5 posted on 04/05/2009 7:06:43 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: Homer_J_Simpson

Q: What was the story about Jack Benny being caught for smuggling?

A: Here is the story based on George Burns’ recounting of it. In 1938, George Burns and Gracie Allen were having dinner with a man named Albert Chapereau and his wife at “21.” His wife was sporting a very wide diamond bracelet. As a small child, Gracie had pulled a boiling pot off the stove, and it had left permanent burn marks on her arm. Because of this, she always wore long-sleeve blouses. On seeing this diamond bracelet, George realized that wearing that, Gracie could go out with a shorter-sleeve dress and hide her scar. Chapereau offered to sell George the bracelet for $2000, and George accepted.

George told Jack about the purchase. Mary then asked Jack to buy her a diamond pin from Chapereau, and Jack did so for $350. Shortly thereafter, Chapereau’s German maid informed the Customs Bureau of his smuggling activities, as she was angry over some anti-Nazi remarks he had made. Two of the goods were traced to George and Jack, and they were charged with possession of smuggled property. George pled guilty to the charge, and received a fine of $15,000 and a one-year-and-one-day suspended sentence. Jack pled innocent to the charge but was found guilty, and received a fine of $10,000 and a one-year-and-one-day suspended sentence.

http://www.jackbenny.org/faq.htm#A10


6 posted on 04/05/2009 7:07:24 AM PDT by lowbridge (It's not that liberals are ignorant, it's that they know so much that isn't so - Ronald Reagan)
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To: Homer_J_Simpson

I saw Jack Benny perform live at Lake Tahoe when I was a child. He put on a great show, and I still remember him walking by my family with his violin case on the way in to the hotel. Now I find out he was a tax evading, free trading smuggler - and I like him even better.


7 posted on 04/05/2009 7:09:02 AM PDT by RKV (He who has the guns makes the rules)
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To: Homer_J_Simpson

The story mentions the name of Benny’s lawyer as one William J Donovan.

I note with interest that there was a contemporaneous Wall Street lawyer named William J Donovan who went on to win the Medal of Honor and establish the OSS (later the CIA).

Same guy? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Joseph_Donovan


10 posted on 04/05/2009 7:14:01 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: Homer_J_Simpson
Robber: "Your Money or Your Life"
Robber: "C'mon Your Money or Your Life!"

Jack Benny: "I'm Thinking, I'm Thinking!"

11 posted on 04/05/2009 7:15:27 AM PDT by AU72
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To: Homer_J_Simpson

I’d like to order two or three of those new LaSalle’s. Can someone direct me to a dealer?


12 posted on 04/05/2009 7:16:45 AM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (How do I change my screen name now that we have the most conservative government in the world?)
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To: Homer_J_Simpson

Interesting that one of Jack Benny’s Lawyers was Colonel William J. (Wild Bill) Donovan, head of the OSS in WWII.


13 posted on 04/05/2009 7:18:33 AM PDT by InABunkerUnderSF (Be There >>> http://www.secondamendmentmarch.com)
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To: Homer_J_Simpson

I’m guessing Judge Leibell bore a strange resemblance to Frank Nelson...


14 posted on 04/05/2009 7:20:27 AM PDT by daler
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To: Homer_J_Simpson

One of the best comedians ever! (IMO)

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=%22jack+benny%22&aq=f


17 posted on 04/05/2009 7:22:38 AM PDT by ETL (ALL the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Homer_J_Simpson

I guess he really was cheap. C’mon, Benny and Burns didn’t want to pay the duty on the jewelry and tried to pull a fast one- which was kinda sleazy considering it was right before the war and everything. Anyway, Jeb Bush’s wife got caught doing the same thing.


22 posted on 04/05/2009 7:31:15 AM PDT by Krankor (Vitajex, whatcha doin' to me.)
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To: Homer_J_Simpson

He deserved the electric chair for being utterly tedious.


23 posted on 04/05/2009 7:34:01 AM PDT by nkycincinnatikid
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To: Homer_J_Simpson

Ah, I long for the “good old days” when the illegal alien maids were from Germany!


38 posted on 04/05/2009 9:04:52 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: Homer_J_Simpson

I remember Jack Benny on the radio at my mother’s knee, and later on black and white TV. Jack was 39 years old for about 40 years!


42 posted on 04/05/2009 10:49:00 AM PDT by JimRed ("Hey, hey, Teddy K., how many girls did you drown today?" TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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...Sorry for late post. Benny, I think hired Flywheel, Shyster and Flywheel...


46 posted on 04/06/2009 9:14:09 AM PDT by gargoyle (...My opinon is subject to my ignorance of the issue...)
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