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To: Homer_J_Simpson
Robber: "Your Money or Your Life"
Robber: "C'mon Your Money or Your Life!"

Jack Benny: "I'm Thinking, I'm Thinking!"

11 posted on 04/05/2009 7:15:27 AM PDT by AU72
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To: AU72

Jack Benny, to a skunk: “Kitty, have you tried Sen-Sen?”


28 posted on 04/05/2009 7:52:47 AM PDT by poindexter
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To: AU72

STORE CLERK: “That’ll be $1.99 including tax. I’m afraid I’m out of pennies right now. I’ll have to go five blocks down the street to the bank to get your one cent in change.”

JACK BENNY: “I’ll wait.”


30 posted on 04/05/2009 7:54:33 AM PDT by puroresu (Enjoy ASIAN CINEMA? See my Freeper page for recommendations (updated!).)
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To: AU72

He should have made Rochester take the rap for him!


34 posted on 04/05/2009 8:26:06 AM PDT by mono
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