Were they too tight?
Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles, will soon be losing half of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steelers Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the league.
“We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl.” said Obama “We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the wake of these difficult times.”
Obama’s plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as successful as the Steelers...
time until someone remarks about the refs deserving at least two of them in 3....2.....1....
“In related news, The Detroit Lions have applied to
President Obama and Secretary Tim Geithner for a
‘Super Bowl Trophy Stimulus Bailout’,saying they
deserve it more than any other NFL Team.”
that is the dumbest thing ive ever heard those teams didnt win so how is that supposed to help there team. sit back and look at a trophy that they didnt win. like look guys thats what we could have if we were good. maybe its just me but I think that would be a little depressing not motivating
Very well written.... great ending. lol
Steelers to loose..?
Were they wobbly or something? I assume you mean lose?
It is so unfair that the Steelers, Cowboys, 49ers, Patriots, Raiders, Packers, Redskins and Giants have 31 of the 42 Super Bowl trophies, while the Vikings, Seahawks, Chargers, Cardinals, Texans, Lions, Bengals, Titans, Falcons, Saints, Bills, Browns, Eagles, Jaguars, and Panthers have never won a trophy. It’s time for fair sharing in the NFL.
The Chiefs, Bears, Jets, Broncos, Buccaneers, Rams, Dolphins, Ravens, and Colts can keep their paltry one or two trophies. But if they win a couple more, they may have to share with less fortunate teams like the Lions or Browns.
Loose their trophies?!
Obama’s gonna sue you for liable.
So like the Seattle Seahawks will finally get the one that was denied them - huh? I think they really should give it to the officials, they really won the SB .....
Well, gosh. Now, that just makes sense...
ROFL
I would laugh but this seems to be the way Zero is headed.
Make way for the great Obamistake.
Loose?
This is the third or fourth time this has been posted. Hardly breaking news
If this were true it would be the only way that Obama could discourage that Pittsburgh pocket of liberalism and make them turn on him. They would understand this! (Oh, don’t yell at me, I am a former ‘Burgher...and a Steeler fan through and through). But, sadly, Pittsburgh is run by Dems and Dem Sheeple.
No truth to it so it wouldn’t work for your site but lol.
Wahoooo, Seahawks are gonna get one anyway!!!!!
LOL!