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Steelers to loose Super Bowl Trophies
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/rightwing131.html ^

Posted on 03/30/2009 1:53:59 PM PDT by navysealdad

Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles, will soon be losing half of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steelers Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the league.

“We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl.” said Obama “We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the wake of these difficult times.”

Obama’s plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as successful as the Steelers.

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1 posted on 03/30/2009 1:53:59 PM PDT by navysealdad
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To: navysealdad

Were they too tight?


2 posted on 03/30/2009 1:54:44 PM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: StarFan; Dutchy; alisasny; BobFromNJ; BUNNY2003; Cacique; Clemenza; Coleus; cyborg; DKNY; ...
Excerpt... ;-)

Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles, will soon be losing half of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steelers Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the league.

“We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl.” said Obama “We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the wake of these difficult times.”

Obama’s plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as successful as the Steelers...

3 posted on 03/30/2009 1:56:53 PM PDT by nutmeg (DemocRATs: The party of tax cheats and other assorted crooks)
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To: Brett66

Don’t take spell check for granite. LOL


4 posted on 03/30/2009 1:57:11 PM PDT by sappy
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To: navysealdad

time until someone remarks about the refs deserving at least two of them in 3....2.....1....


5 posted on 03/30/2009 1:59:41 PM PDT by mkcc30 ("Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.")
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To: nutmeg

Everyone knows that if time hadn’t run out the Cardinals would have won. It’s not fair. The Steelers should have had to play until the Cardinals won.

Heck with that, we should pull a Gore/frankenstein and declare victory anyway.

Should have gone back and taken away some Steeler points.

If that wasn’t enough, we could use some ACORN/thug tactics on the players/officials.


6 posted on 03/30/2009 2:01:56 PM PDT by machogirl (not one of Rush's top-ten gal names)
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To: sappy
Don’t take spell check for granite. LOL

Sew true!

7 posted on 03/30/2009 2:03:44 PM PDT by TexasNative2000 (I want President Obama AND his policies to fail.)
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To: navysealdad

“In related news, The Detroit Lions have applied to
President Obama and Secretary Tim Geithner for a
‘Super Bowl Trophy Stimulus Bailout’,saying they
deserve it more than any other NFL Team.”


8 posted on 03/30/2009 2:05:06 PM PDT by gigster
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To: TexasNative2000; sappy

lool


9 posted on 03/30/2009 2:05:24 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear (The cosmos is about the smallest hole a man can stick his head in. - Chesterton)
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To: navysealdad

that is the dumbest thing ive ever heard those teams didnt win so how is that supposed to help there team. sit back and look at a trophy that they didnt win. like look guys thats what we could have if we were good. maybe its just me but I think that would be a little depressing not motivating


10 posted on 03/30/2009 2:06:23 PM PDT by joshjones
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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2216819/posts


11 posted on 03/30/2009 2:06:40 PM PDT by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
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To: navysealdad; xsmommy; SoothingDave

Very well written.... great ending. lol


12 posted on 03/30/2009 2:08:18 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Serkit 3/19/09 "Slow Joe needs to stay out of the deep end of the Think Tank")
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

LOL< i got this in email from my brother and a friend from home last week!


13 posted on 03/30/2009 2:09:31 PM PDT by xsmommy
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To: sappy

Maybe he’s stoned.


14 posted on 03/30/2009 2:09:32 PM PDT by 12Gauge687 (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice)
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To: joshjones
that is the dumbest thing ive ever heard those teams didnt win so how is that supposed to help there team. sit back and look at a trophy that they didnt win. like look guys thats what we could have if we were good. maybe its just me but I think that would be a little depressing not motivating

You're just kidding, right? Surely you knew that this article is satirical?

15 posted on 03/30/2009 2:09:41 PM PDT by ivoteright (Sooner born, Sooner bred)
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To: xsmommy

I need to check back and see how many people fall for it


16 posted on 03/30/2009 2:14:41 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Serkit 3/19/09 "Slow Joe needs to stay out of the deep end of the Think Tank")
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To: ivoteright

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


17 posted on 03/30/2009 2:15:03 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: machogirl

LOL! Good post.


18 posted on 03/30/2009 2:15:44 PM PDT by mkcc30 ("Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.")
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To: joshjones

Oh my, please tell me you don’t need a satire comprehension bailout?


19 posted on 03/30/2009 2:16:33 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Serkit 3/19/09 "Slow Joe needs to stay out of the deep end of the Think Tank")
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To: joshjones

I guess you haven’t heard of Obama’s asprin tax, have you?


20 posted on 03/30/2009 2:17:46 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Beware Obama's Reichstag Fire.)
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