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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Tax-chick; sionnsar

It’s just CFIDS again. Please, don’t either of you worry about my “chills and fever.” They are kinda like the lions of a savannah: they go with the territory.


2,361 posted on 04/27/2009 6:35:27 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Tax-chick

I promise I won’t go to Mexico. I also promise not to shake hands with anyone. Or get close enough to do so.


2,362 posted on 04/27/2009 6:37:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning! At least you’re feeling well enough to type today. I’m off to get my nails done shortly.


2,363 posted on 04/27/2009 6:40:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
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To: Tax-chick

You go, Girl!

I’ll go to the Post Orifice later, but for now...I’m waking up. And I don’t feel too rocky today! :o])


2,364 posted on 04/27/2009 7:13:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m back! Manicure and pedicure is an intense, high-tech operation! My feet feel great, though, especially since I haven’t been able to reach them for some time now ;-).


2,365 posted on 04/27/2009 9:12:02 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
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To: Monkey Face
I’ll go to the Post Orifice later, but for now...I’m waking up. And I don’t feel too rocky today! :o])

That's good. Woke up more or less on schedule (which doesn't mean I'm on schedule), but have spent the past three hours only on e-mail. Another hour and I may be caught up.

2,366 posted on 04/27/2009 10:05:29 AM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar; Tax-chick

I’m back. I figured I’d go while it was still cool, and see what awaited me. Nothing fun.

As I was coming back into the house, I met one of my neighbors. She was on her way to get...a manicure and a pedicure!

I don’t feel too bad, still. But I’m not going to push me.


2,367 posted on 04/27/2009 10:10:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face
No, don't push it.

I'm not either. If I start crashing I'm headed home. I'm nearly caught up on my e-mail now, and am starting on expense reports (but probably not the Helsinki trip as some charges will probably not have come in yet).

2,368 posted on 04/27/2009 12:52:55 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar

I need to get my stuff ready to be mailed out on Friday, too. But not today. Maybe tomorrow morning I’ll get on it, but for now, I’m just going to be a slug.

;o]

And if you start crashing, I really do hope you go home. No sense in making things worse. This is only Monday. (ohno)


2,369 posted on 04/27/2009 1:01:11 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: sionnsar; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Go home. Eat bacon.
2,370 posted on 04/27/2009 1:41:20 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (III)
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To: Dead Corpse

LOL!


2,371 posted on 04/27/2009 2:58:06 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face
I actually have a can of that stuff. Won it at the Zombie shoot on Saturday. Much zombie death, much waiting in lines to kill them...

http://www.mnguntalk.com/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=7805

I'm not in any of those. Wasn't there with the "photo" taking types. More interested in getting up to the line and putting lead downrange. Still, the pageantry and costuming was fun.

2,372 posted on 04/27/2009 3:30:03 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (III)
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To: Dead Corpse

No way!!!
You GO, guy!


2,373 posted on 04/27/2009 3:32:03 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Dead Corpse

That looks like it was a lot of fun.
Did Zon go with you?


2,374 posted on 04/27/2009 3:36:15 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face

Evening! I’m looking forward to putting all the Offspring to bed, now. Not as warm today as it was yesterday; I should be able to open the windows by 8:00 or so.


2,375 posted on 04/27/2009 3:40:25 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
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To: Tax-chick

It started out as a really gorgeous day, but now the wind is blowing, it’s overcast, and the barometer keeps dropping.

More for tomorrow. :o[

This is one of the wierdest years I’ve ever seen, here.


2,376 posted on 04/27/2009 3:54:41 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face

Pat is poorly again; he went straight to bed when we got home from Sunday School. Sigh.


2,377 posted on 04/27/2009 3:55:41 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
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To: Tax-chick

Oh, darn. I hope he feels better soon. It’s no fun to be sick. *HUGS*


2,378 posted on 04/27/2009 3:56:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face

He spent most of the day in bed Saturday, then was fine Sunday, and okay today until mid-afternoon. I hope he’s better again tomorrow for gymnastics! It’s his last class until fall, unless we sign him up for day camp. Probably wil, in July.

I brushed Wednesday while she was in here getting some food, and she scratched me and has retired back under the bed. Wednesday is very good for one’s ego!


2,379 posted on 04/27/2009 4:09:45 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
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To: Tax-chick

Poor Pat. That doesn’t sound like a fun weekend, for sure.
I hope he improves quickly.

Wednesday is silly! She needs to look at some LOLcats.


2,380 posted on 04/27/2009 4:13:48 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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