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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Tax-chick

2,321 posted on 04/26/2009 5:01:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: darkangel82

Good mornign!


2,322 posted on 04/26/2009 5:34:21 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

Morning....


2,323 posted on 04/26/2009 5:55:12 AM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: Tax-chick

Good morning.
It looks pretty outside, but it’s still in the low 50’s.
And we’ll be having more wind soon.


2,324 posted on 04/26/2009 6:12:59 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face

I was going to have a piece of leftover fish for breakfast, but Ash ate it off the plate!


2,325 posted on 04/26/2009 6:36:19 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Next step: teaching her to use a knife and fork.


2,326 posted on 04/26/2009 6:56:13 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

Maybe you should teach her to ask first. Poor starving dog. I just know she feels neglected! </sarc

How are you feeling this morning?


2,327 posted on 04/26/2009 7:03:14 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m feeling fine this morning! A little muddle-headed, though, or I wouldn’t have left my food where Ash could reach it!


2,328 posted on 04/26/2009 7:06:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!
I know that feeling, for sure!
Congratulations to Patrick!


2,329 posted on 04/26/2009 7:19:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick
2% milk. Yerks.

I do have this good recipe for salmon chowder, though, that calls for a tad of chardonnay, and crumbled bacon on top!

Tax-chick, did I send you that recipe a couple of months ago? If I did, turn to me thine furrowed brow, and elbow me good, because at that time, I was taking all the fat out of recipes. Bad idea. Now I've put the fats back in (e.g. real full-fat coconut milk, real full-fat cheddar in that chow! der!) and it's so-o-o-o much better!

2,330 posted on 04/26/2009 7:20:21 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact.)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

You did. I haven’t made it yet, but I always use real cheese, even when I’m doing Weight Watchers. It’s just not worth it otherwise, might as well just eat onions.


2,331 posted on 04/26/2009 7:23:39 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Mrs. Don-o; Tax-chick
"... turn to me thine furrowed brow, and elbow me good ..."

I'd like to read more of your poetry.

2,332 posted on 04/26/2009 7:25:25 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob; Mrs. Don-o

Mrs. Don-o has very nice poetry. Rhymes and all.


2,333 posted on 04/26/2009 7:47:49 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Mrs. Don-o; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

Pat fits perfectly into Bill’s clothes from 2002. I knew it made sense to save that! We’ll have pictures later, although not of me, since I’m too wide for the lens.


2,334 posted on 04/26/2009 8:30:52 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

No panoramic cameras on hand?

It’s OK. We’ll wait and get to see one of you and the new Munchkin.


2,335 posted on 04/26/2009 8:37:51 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face

I was in a picture with my prayer group on Wednesday, but I stood behind someone so my belly didn’t take over the whole picture ;-).

Pat looks cute. When Bill was the same age, he wanted to wear his suit every Sunday until it was outgrown.


2,336 posted on 04/26/2009 8:48:11 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

I’ll bet Pat is a handsome young man!
There’s something about a suit that turns a little guy into a gentleman.


2,337 posted on 04/26/2009 9:19:51 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face

Pat is successfully Communed, with no weirdness until it was all over. (Then he turned the guitar stand into a laser rifle and zotted the youth ministry leader as she was passing by ... but she has a son as crazy as Pat, and ignored it!)


2,338 posted on 04/26/2009 12:29:40 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!
I can’t imagine why Pat’s laser rifle would be looked at as anything other than what it was...a portable ZOT! weapon!


2,339 posted on 04/26/2009 12:40:29 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face

Not Zotting during Mass is a rule, but it was over. We were just hanging around collecting our things.

I’m going to lie down with Wednesday now!


2,340 posted on 04/26/2009 12:43:19 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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