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Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

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To: Lady Jag
Hmmm!

food for thought!

Besides my nephew who is married to a Dutch woman and is now living in Amsterdam applied for dual citizenship.

So why can't I!

1,621 posted on 04/17/2009 3:04:13 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Darksheare

trying to get my head around that one!


1,622 posted on 04/17/2009 3:05:09 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: fanfan

*sigh*
I have a great-grandmother who was Canadian. Too far removed to help.


1,623 posted on 04/17/2009 3:07:29 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan

Too far removed. I’d get my mom to adpot you but somehow I don’t think it works that way.


1,624 posted on 04/17/2009 3:11:19 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

Well, we do know that they didn’t like crowds.
And moved further away from ‘civilization’ every chance they got.


1,625 posted on 04/17/2009 3:13:21 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

;o) They knew what they were doing!


1,626 posted on 04/17/2009 3:15:16 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

It said something on the site about adoption....
;o]


1,627 posted on 04/17/2009 3:17:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face
Well....?

Get to it! ;o)

1,628 posted on 04/17/2009 3:18:35 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

I admit, they might have been on to something.


1,629 posted on 04/17/2009 3:24:49 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Pippin; Darksheare
Er, fanfan? did you just propose to Darks ;o)

LOL, no, I just forgot that he's married.

1,630 posted on 04/17/2009 4:01:58 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: Lady Jag
You are smart to figure out that I’m an exception!

I know. /rimshot

1,631 posted on 04/17/2009 4:03:09 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: Lady Jag

Depends.

Safer for what? To get away from Socialism?


1,632 posted on 04/17/2009 4:04:10 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: Pippin

What year did they marry?


1,633 posted on 04/17/2009 4:04:46 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: Monkey Face

*snort*


1,634 posted on 04/17/2009 4:05:48 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan; Pippin

Easy to do since she doesn’t post online and isn’t politically inclined in any way.


1,635 posted on 04/17/2009 4:22:07 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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And I have still known you as a single man for longer than I've known you as a married man.

I'll get over used to it. *sigh*

1,636 posted on 04/17/2009 4:34:24 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

Safer from Terrorists when traveling.


1,637 posted on 04/17/2009 4:41:28 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Communism - Hezbollah - Al Qaeda - Obama - Stone Age - CHAOS)
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To: fanfan

I wouldn’t mind seeing a Mountie on the other side of my door. I come from the days of “Sergeant Preston of the Yukon” and his dog King.

(Wait. Maybe it’s Sgt. King and his dog Preston...)


1,638 posted on 04/17/2009 4:42:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: fanfan; Pippin

LOL!
Well, she did say I was for sale.
*wincing*
Guess I’m kind hard to get along with in person...?


1,639 posted on 04/17/2009 4:43:52 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

Is she taking bids?


1,640 posted on 04/17/2009 4:51:01 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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