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Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

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To: NicknamedBob

I’m not sure about playing cards with you, Bob ...

But anyway, we have choir practice.


1,441 posted on 04/15/2009 3:33:00 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Pippin
"I’m not sure about playing cards with you, Bob ..."

Possibly you have read somewhere about a technique for guaranteeing that you cannot lose at strip poker.

1,442 posted on 04/15/2009 3:37:36 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob

Guarantee: Play nekkid.


1,443 posted on 04/15/2009 3:39:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face; Pippin

Oof, you two!


1,444 posted on 04/15/2009 3:43:22 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL!


1,445 posted on 04/15/2009 3:52:16 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: NicknamedBob
Hi Bob!

I didn't make it to Annapolis because it was too nasty and rainy out there.

1,446 posted on 04/15/2009 3:53:46 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob

I mean...what could you lose? ;oþ


1,447 posted on 04/15/2009 3:54:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: sionnsar

WASSA MATTER?


1,448 posted on 04/15/2009 3:54:32 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

:o])


1,449 posted on 04/15/2009 3:54:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face; Lakeshark
They are torturing me about kilts on the DD thread again!

OY!, Welllllll, I say "they" I really mean Sharkey!

1,450 posted on 04/15/2009 4:00:37 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Monkey Face
Hi Sis!

Mom told me to tell you that she still goes to the chiropractor every 2 weeks, and her next appointment is tomorrow.

She also said to tell you that she's still walking, and living on her own at 86.

*smootch*

1,451 posted on 04/15/2009 4:08:54 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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1,452 posted on 04/15/2009 4:10:00 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (When you're spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun!)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Pippin; sionnsar; Tax-chick

Did any of you make it to a Tea Party today?


1,453 posted on 04/15/2009 4:12:19 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

LOL!

Tell her I said “thanks!”

*HUG*

I’m going to bed. I’m cold and getting cranky.
*smooch*


1,454 posted on 04/15/2009 4:13:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I KNEW there would be someone who knew what I was saying!
LOL!

*HUG*


1,455 posted on 04/15/2009 4:14:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

The Spanish pirate meets the Somali staff?


1,456 posted on 04/15/2009 4:14:41 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

I was going to go to the one in Annapolis but it was just too much rain and I would have had to take a bus and it’s about 10 miles from where I live to Annapolis.


1,457 posted on 04/15/2009 4:15:40 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: fanfan

I watched some of it on FOX. We had one here (Henderson) for most of the day, but I didn’t get to it. Too cold. And I wasn’t feeling all that well, anyway. I don’t do too well standing. Especially in crowds.


1,458 posted on 04/15/2009 4:16:33 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face

OK.
She said “tell her to go.”

:-)

Have a good night.


1,459 posted on 04/15/2009 4:16:47 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

“Thanks, Ma!”

See you later!


1,460 posted on 04/15/2009 4:17:38 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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