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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan
Nothing is better these days than to corner someone older who is willing to talk.I agree. That reminds me of a good joke! I was talking to Sister Veronica (our other ancient Sister) a couple of weeks ago, and she told me a new story about her family. They had eight daughters and one son (who got his own room, which is what suggested the subject.)
The son got married and had eight sons and three daughters. His youngest son, not unusually in a very large family, didn't talk. Nurses came and said he was fine, just had too many siblings saying everything for him. Finally, the mother went to the hospital to have another baby, and the father was left with all the kids. The youngest son got into trouble, and his dad put him in a playpen. The kid didn't like that, and looked his father in the eye and said, "Go to hell, Dad!" His first words!
The father called Sister Veronica to say that his son could talk, and she said, "Well, Phil, he's obviously been listening all these years, even if he didn't say anything!"
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posted on
04/12/2009 1:47:34 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
LOL!
Sounds about right!!
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posted on
04/12/2009 1:52:29 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
I was looking for names, and found this.....
Kennedy
Popularity Trend of Kennedy from 1900 to 2007. “ugly head” ... and Scottish name of Celtic origin ...
Kennedy is off the list if it was ever on.
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posted on
04/12/2009 1:56:40 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
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posted on
04/12/2009 2:02:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: fanfan
Happy Easter to you too. A great service today and we ended with my favorite Easter hymn, “Hail The,e Festival Day!”
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posted on
04/12/2009 2:27:53 PM PDT
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sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
I can see rejecting Barn Swallows, but you could change it to Barnswallow and everyone would think he’s English.
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posted on
04/12/2009 2:30:53 PM PDT
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sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: fanfan
Kennedy — yup, it’s Gaelic. (Irish, I think.)
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posted on
04/12/2009 2:34:22 PM PDT
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sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: fanfan
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posted on
04/12/2009 2:34:58 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
Easter Service is always good.
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posted on
04/12/2009 2:40:38 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
04/12/2009 2:53:00 PM PDT
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sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
One of the speakers (a guy) was pretty emotional.
Afterwards, I told him I hated to see a grown man cry. He said he hated crying, and I gave him a hug and told him his talk was awesome. He was so touched, he had to step outside and get himself back together.
I asked his wife how she got through it without dissolving in tears. “Because I heard it several times last night.”
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posted on
04/12/2009 2:56:21 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: sionnsar; fanfan
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posted on
04/12/2009 3:00:15 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: fanfan
I have a friend called “Kennedy,” but it’s her middle name. She’s a few years older than I am.
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posted on
04/12/2009 3:01:00 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: sionnsar
you could change it to Barnswallow and everyone would think he’s English.No way, anything but that!
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posted on
04/12/2009 3:07:57 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Monkey Face
Apparently one of our visitors teared up a bit during the service. We see that from time to time with visitors who remember the “old” liturgy and are amazed to find it still in use.
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posted on
04/12/2009 3:20:33 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
We just had runny noses because of allergies.
Pat says he can hold his breath forever!
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posted on
04/12/2009 3:21:25 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: sionnsar
We almost always have someone in the congregation who tears up. It’s like they had to BE there when THAT person gave a talk because it was FOR them. I don’t know how to explain it any better. But I’ve been on both ends, so I know how it works.
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posted on
04/12/2009 3:22:54 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Tax-chick
Wow! Lucky Pat!!
When I was young and swimming a lot, I practiced holding my breath so I could swim under water. I got almost up to two minutes and the pool closed. Ohwell...
Allergies are rampant, here. All year round.
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posted on
04/12/2009 3:24:34 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
Not an allergies day here. Cold and wet. Lit a fire in the living room woodstove for LoM.
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posted on
04/12/2009 3:32:43 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar; LibreOuMort
That woodstove fire sounds toasty!
Lucky LoM!
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posted on
04/12/2009 4:04:24 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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