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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
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To: Monkey Face

I’m glad you made it to services. A chiropractor or osteopath can be very helpful. My grandfather was an osteopath, and so were all the doctors in the practice we used in Broken Arrow. Although since my back problems are always pregnancy-related, it didn’t help that much ;-).

No decision on the brother’s name yet.

Barn swallows turned up again this morning. We put a stack of bricks on the ledge by the front door!


1,241 posted on 04/12/2009 12:49:37 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Thanks TC.

Did you hurt your back or is it just the weight of the Patriot you’re carrying? (Just, as in, it will pass.)

Face, a chiropractor helped my Sciatica.


1,242 posted on 04/12/2009 12:57:54 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

It’s just the baby. I did a lot of cleaning yesterday, and it takes a day or two to recover.


1,243 posted on 04/12/2009 12:58:56 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick

Two people called me yesterday, wanting me to do something in the evening, and I told them no. I had to decide if I wanted to go to church today, or have fun last night.

Services were good; the speakers and the music were really great. All in keeping with The Risen Lord. Awesome!

I saw “No decision on the brother’s name yet.” but it blended with “Barn swallows” so what I read was, “No decision on the brother’s name yet, but Barn Swallows...” I could easily finish that.... ;o]


1,244 posted on 04/12/2009 12:58:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face

” ... but Barn Swallows has definitely been eliminated as a choice ...”


1,245 posted on 04/12/2009 12:59:42 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

I saw your answer. Glad it will pass.

Are you still accepting nominations for names?

Why do you have bricks by the door?


1,246 posted on 04/12/2009 1:00:16 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

I know they are great, but my spinal arthritis may prevent him from doing anything. Malpractice, and all that. Most of them don’t want to touch anyone with widespread arthritis.


1,247 posted on 04/12/2009 1:00:37 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

That would be it! LOL!


1,248 posted on 04/12/2009 1:01:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Tax-chick; Anoreth

Start Anoreth’s training early....have her do it.

She can only study so much.....


1,249 posted on 04/12/2009 1:02:43 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

Suggestions for the name are welcome.

We have a brick pillar supporting a small overhang over our front door, and there’s about 12” on the top of the pillar beneath the roof. For the last two years, barn swallows have nested there and pooped on the door mat all summer. Last year, we put a flowerpot on top of the pillar, and they nested one top of the flowerpot, after griping for a couple of days that there wasn’t really room. Then they raised two nests of chicks!

I don’t *think* they can build a nest in the spot this year, but they may surprise us!


1,250 posted on 04/12/2009 1:03:07 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: fanfan; Anoreth

She knows how to clean, but only does it under duress. The Coast Guard will provide plenty of duress. *snicker*


1,251 posted on 04/12/2009 1:04:52 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Monkey Face

I’ll have to ask my Mom if she still goes.

*HUG*


1,252 posted on 04/12/2009 1:09:06 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

Trust me...if he’ll do it, I’ll go.


1,253 posted on 04/12/2009 1:12:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Good luck with the birds.

We have Cardinals, but we also have grackles and crows.

Last year the crows stole the cardinal eggs.
My husband has vowed to save the cardinals this year.
I'm really interested to see how he's going to achieve that.

1,254 posted on 04/12/2009 1:15:33 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!


1,255 posted on 04/12/2009 1:16:07 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: Monkey Face

OK, I’ll let you know.

:-)


1,256 posted on 04/12/2009 1:18:43 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan
The native birds here are overwhelmed by pigeons flying rats.
1,257 posted on 04/12/2009 1:19:45 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: fanfan

:o])


1,258 posted on 04/12/2009 1:20:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan

Anoreth put up bird houses in the woods around our subdivision a few years ago. Some have survived and are still getting bluebird and sparrow nests.

Our church has a well-designed bird sanctuary with some nests of species rarely seen in this area. They were talking about it at the cleanup last Saturday. That reminds me, I need to arrange to take the old Sisters out to lunch, so Sister Jay can tell Anoreth about her experiences in the Coast Guard during World War II! Maybe on Tuesday.


1,259 posted on 04/12/2009 1:38:39 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick; redhead

Some of the most fun I had as a kid was being a “bird-watcher.” My sister and our friend and I would head out into the country every summer day that the bird specialist was available, and we really learned a lot.

Nothing is better these days than to corner someone older who is willing to talk. :o])


1,260 posted on 04/12/2009 1:42:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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