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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: darkangel82
1,001
posted on
04/09/2009 4:52:58 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: fanfan
Oh. Yes. I meant to say thanks, but my breath was gone for the nonce!
1,002
posted on
04/09/2009 4:53:02 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: darkangel82
1,003
posted on
04/09/2009 4:53:21 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: Monkey Face
Oh, you said thanks the first time, Face.
I heard it.
;-)
1,004
posted on
04/09/2009 4:54:56 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
What a handsome man. I thought he was too pretty when he was doing the 007 movies, but these days, he looks much better. *drool*
1,005
posted on
04/09/2009 4:59:39 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
I’ve been reading a bunch of articles lately about all the air brushing that goes into a lot of these pictures.
I can send you some links if you like....point is, he is drool worthy in that picture, but like every other human....you know what I mean.
Anyway, finding out that it’s not real, makes me feel better about all my imperfections.
Stupid, in a way, eh?
I also think the photographs of Pierce Brosnan are *sigh*.
:-)
1,006
posted on
04/09/2009 5:10:51 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
Ohyah...Pierce Brosnan...and he is SUCH a daddy!
So many hunks...so little time...
1,007
posted on
04/09/2009 5:14:18 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
I wanted him to be James Bond back when he was Remmington Steel.
When they passed over him, I couldn't understand it.
He was born for the role.
After one flop, they figured it out, thankfully.
1,008
posted on
04/09/2009 5:19:03 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
Ohyah. I was going to say something, but this is a family thread.
1,009
posted on
04/09/2009 5:21:07 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Tax-chick
What a great thing! My Dad was in the CG during the War and stayed in the “inactive reserve” “forever” afterward. He never lost his love for that service’ His last command was the USCGC Sorrel. Congratulations and God Bless her!
1,010
posted on
04/09/2009 5:21:07 PM PDT
by
Kolokotronis
(Christ is Risen, and you, o death, are annihilated!)
To: Monkey Face
1,011
posted on
04/09/2009 5:24:10 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
Well, it’s time for me to roll out the bed and get some shuteye. Maybe I can wake myself up early enough to wash some clothes. It’s such a waste of time to sit there with them....
1,012
posted on
04/09/2009 5:27:44 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
G’night. Still in the office, despite tomorrow being a holiday, because I’m closer to the church here and we have a Maundy Thursday service at 7.
1,013
posted on
04/09/2009 5:31:59 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
G’night, sion!
See ya tomorrow!
1,014
posted on
04/09/2009 5:34:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
Me too.
Have a good night, Face.
1,015
posted on
04/09/2009 5:46:10 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: sionnsar
You’re sleeping at the office?
Good luck Sion.
1,016
posted on
04/09/2009 5:47:06 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan; Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face; sionnsar
“Were your rooms not still, before?”
One has to pin the room down to be certain.
It’s never a sure thing around here that a room once placed will still be there when you return.
Unless the room is destilled.
*cough*
1,017
posted on
04/09/2009 6:11:13 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: fanfan
Nope. Just working. Working on a powerpoint before I head off to church in 20 minutes or so.
1,018
posted on
04/09/2009 6:20:44 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: A_cool_guy
Bumper sticker: My car is so dirty that when it rains, it makes its own gravy.
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Kolokotronis
Well, she might get to go South for the winter, you never know. One of our ancient Sisters at church was in the Coast Guard in WW2. Although she’d grown up in Florida, they posted her to San Francisco.
1,020
posted on
04/09/2009 6:31:30 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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