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Posted on 03/29/2009 11:50:53 AM PDT by JoeProBono
US Weekly contributor Jill Martin and hairstylist Louis Licari give a few lucky TODAY show fans on the Plaza an ambush makeover!
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I love What Not to Wear.
Still guilty! All of ‘em.
What happens when you get one of the make overs home and she un-ravels?
YARK!
This one, not so much.
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The one with the glasses - the after is a bit wacky.
The frowning one in white - everyone looks better when they smile
The one in black - the after is better
Purple - the before is more wholesome
The last one - put a homeless person’s hat on and look depressed and any makeover is better
I bet it pained when they knocked the gap in her teeth
The common denominator is “ show your teeth”
Plastic smiles are for women with plastic personalities.
Id hit it
At the wedding the lawyer made one big mistake 'Twas not in omitting the wine or the cake The ring was well chosen, they had a big feed But the lawyer did not get a warranty deed
At night in their chamber the lady arose And began to prepare to retire and repose Her husband stood near her admiring her charms That gave him such pleasure to hold in his arms
She went to the washstand to bathe her fair face And thus she destroyed all her beauty and grace The rose on her cheek quickly grew faint When he saw on the towel, 'twas nothing but paint
He's a very unfortunate, very unfortunate, very unfortunate man
She went to the mirror to take down her hair And when she had done so her scalp was all bare Said she, don't be frightened to see my bald head I'll put on a cap when I get into bed
She hung her false hair on the wall on a peg And then she proceeded to take off her leg Her quivering husband felt sure he would die When she asked him to come and take out her glass eye
He's a very unfortunate, very unfortunate, very unfortunate man
Her husband was biting his quivering lips While she removed her counterfeit hips Just then her false nose clattered down to the floor And the poor lawyer, screaming, ran out of the door
Now all you young men who would marry for life Be sure to examine your intended wife Remember the lawyer who trusted his eyes And a little bit later got quite a surprise
He's a very unfortunate, very unfortunate, very unfortunate man
They thought they looked better, but it was just a different kind of worse.
I'm still guffawing!
Leni
Greta VanSusteran improved a lot when she had work done.
Love the show but they could definitely use a new hairdresser.
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