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1 posted on 03/29/2009 11:50:53 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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I love What Not to Wear.


2 posted on 03/29/2009 11:52:51 AM PDT by Mercat ("No. We will have a king over us." 1 Samuel 8:19)
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Still guilty! All of ‘em.


3 posted on 03/29/2009 11:53:42 AM PDT by ryan71 (TERM LIMITS!!!!)
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What happens when you get one of the make overs home and she un-ravels?


4 posted on 03/29/2009 11:55:09 AM PDT by duckman (Jesus I trust in You. Mary take over)
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YARK!


5 posted on 03/29/2009 11:56:13 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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These people are miracle workers!

BEFORE:
>

AFTER:


7 posted on 03/29/2009 11:56:56 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Beware Obama's Reichstag Fire.)
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The one with the glasses - the after is a bit wacky.
The frowning one in white - everyone looks better when they smile
The one in black - the after is better
Purple - the before is more wholesome
The last one - put a homeless person’s hat on and look depressed and any makeover is better


8 posted on 03/29/2009 11:57:00 AM PDT by bgill
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The common denominator is “ show your teeth”

Plastic smiles are for women with plastic personalities.


10 posted on 03/29/2009 11:59:08 AM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . John Galt hell !...... where is Francisco dÂ’Anconia)
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There was a lawyer, his name was Clay. He had but two clients and they wouldn't pay At last of starvation he grew so afraid That he courted and married a wealthy old maid

At the wedding the lawyer made one big mistake 'Twas not in omitting the wine or the cake The ring was well chosen, they had a big feed But the lawyer did not get a warranty deed

At night in their chamber the lady arose And began to prepare to retire and repose Her husband stood near her admiring her charms That gave him such pleasure to hold in his arms

She went to the washstand to bathe her fair face And thus she destroyed all her beauty and grace The rose on her cheek quickly grew faint When he saw on the towel, 'twas nothing but paint

He's a very unfortunate, very unfortunate, very unfortunate man

She went to the mirror to take down her hair And when she had done so her scalp was all bare Said she, don't be frightened to see my bald head I'll put on a cap when I get into bed

She hung her false hair on the wall on a peg And then she proceeded to take off her leg Her quivering husband felt sure he would die When she asked him to come and take out her glass eye

He's a very unfortunate, very unfortunate, very unfortunate man

Her husband was biting his quivering lips While she removed her counterfeit hips Just then her false nose clattered down to the floor And the poor lawyer, screaming, ran out of the door

Now all you young men who would marry for life Be sure to examine your intended wife Remember the lawyer who trusted his eyes And a little bit later got quite a surprise

He's a very unfortunate, very unfortunate, very unfortunate man

13 posted on 03/29/2009 12:01:56 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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14 posted on 03/29/2009 12:02:17 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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They thought they looked better, but it was just a different kind of worse.


16 posted on 03/29/2009 12:03:44 PM PDT by aruanan
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Greta VanSusteran improved a lot when she had work done.


19 posted on 03/29/2009 12:06:18 PM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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answer: D....none of the above.


21 posted on 03/29/2009 12:09:43 PM PDT by spokeshave (homeless people can just buy a share of Citibank instead of a lottery ticket)
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BEFORE

AFTER


28 posted on 03/29/2009 12:22:39 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I'm selling my tagline on Ebay Buy it Now! $1.95...S&H $14.95...only 3 left.)
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The bottom left pic looks like Jimmah Carter.


31 posted on 03/29/2009 12:25:38 PM PDT by mowowie
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Nowhere to go but up with any of these


35 posted on 03/29/2009 12:37:07 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat
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You don’t need these makeup artists and hair stylists, you can do this same stuff with some good duct tape.


37 posted on 03/29/2009 12:38:50 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Say goodbye to "BIG business" and hello to BIG, BIG government!)
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Suzanne Somers was on O'Reilly and told her secret for looks. At Age 62 she is still HOT! She follows a diet, exercise and hormone supplement program which keeps her younger feeling and lookin'.

39 posted on 03/29/2009 1:11:40 PM PDT by Young Werther (Julius Caesar (Quae Cum Ita Sunt. Since these things are so.))
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WOW!

And I say that to all, WOW!

Top and bottoms one looked they tranformed into their children.


42 posted on 03/29/2009 1:20:43 PM PDT by autumnraine (Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose- Kris Kristoferrson VIVA LA REVOLUTION!)
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Grandma got made-over by Today, dear...


46 posted on 03/29/2009 1:33:30 PM PDT by mikrofon (And it wasn't even Xmas Eve)
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Amazing how you can make someone look better with 1/4-in of makeup spackle.


56 posted on 03/29/2009 3:04:13 PM PDT by Chewbacca (Buy gold and silver coins to profit from the comming dollar melt down!)
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