"Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in."
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
"When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama."
Mark Twain
1 posted on
03/26/2009 3:47:12 PM PDT by
decimon
To: decimon
My tells me all the time that my dog is just like me....or, maybe it was the other way around.
To: decimon
"Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in."Ain't that the truth. A heaven full of dogs if preferable to a heaven full of people.
3 posted on
03/26/2009 3:51:32 PM PDT by
GunRunner
To: decimon
Dogs are loyal to a fault, and unfailingly render unconditional love. They are nothing like people at all as far as I can see.
To: decimon
Most of my best friends have been dogs.
5 posted on
03/26/2009 3:55:27 PM PDT by
The Toad
To: decimon
6 posted on
03/26/2009 3:55:59 PM PDT by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: decimon
I always know what my dog is thinking: So: what else do you have for me to eat? (He’s a beagle, and damned lucky he’s cute).
8 posted on
03/26/2009 3:59:44 PM PDT by
andy58-in-nh
(You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
To: decimon
"Outside of a dog, a book is Man's Best Friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." ~ Groucho Marx
11 posted on
03/26/2009 4:05:23 PM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: decimon
So we came from dogs now?
To: decimon
“Dogs (not chimps) most like humans”
This is why God gave man dogs as a companion and not Chimps or any primate for that matter. With rare exceptions, chimps do not make good pets.
14 posted on
03/26/2009 4:13:50 PM PDT by
NavyCanDo
(Party Like Its 1773)
To: decimon
"Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in And yet they are not permitted in the "city"
(Small wonder he made his grave with the wicked.)
15 posted on
03/26/2009 4:21:14 PM PDT by
freedom9
To: decimon
17 posted on
03/26/2009 4:23:37 PM PDT by
dangerdoc
(dangerdoc (not actually dangerous any more))
To: decimon
But who says people really are social animals?
Dogs may be man at this best, but chimps -- or even cats -- may be more like we really are.
18 posted on
03/26/2009 4:23:45 PM PDT by
x
To: decimon
I always liked what Churchill said:
I like swine.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals.
26 posted on
03/26/2009 6:05:26 PM PDT by
Lawgvr1955
(You can never have too much cowbell !!)
To: decimon
My dog woke me up this morning 3 minutes after the alarm failed to ring. How did he know it was a weekday?
29 posted on
03/26/2009 6:39:49 PM PDT by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: decimon
My dog is so human it’s scary sometimes. Not all good by the way - he can be plenty annoying - just like a lot of humans :)
To: decimon
39 posted on
03/27/2009 8:15:56 AM PDT by
Desdemona
(Tolerance of grave evil is NOT a Christian virtue. http://www.thekingsmen.us/)
To: decimon; StayAt HomeMother; Ernest_at_the_Beach; 1ofmanyfree; 21twelve; 24Karet; 2ndDivisionVet; ...
41 posted on
09/17/2009 3:32:39 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
To: decimon
If it’s really Heaven, and you’re good enough to get in, you can order what you like. Except people.
46 posted on
09/17/2009 5:24:29 PM PDT by
668 - Neighbor of the Beast
( If you have kids, you have no right of privacy that the govt can't flick off your shoulder.)
To: decimon
50 posted on
09/18/2009 6:44:23 AM PDT by
GregoTX
(Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis.)
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