Cops: Bobcat walks into bar, attacks patrons

msnbc ^ | 1 hour, 36 minutes ago

[JoeProBono]

COTTONWOOD, Arizona - A bobcat attacked three people in a community in central Arizona, including two men who were bitten when the animal wandered inside a bar.

Officers called to the Chapparal Bar in Cottonwood arrived to find the bobcat in the parking lot, where they shot and killed it, KVRD-FM radio reported.

[JoeProBono]

[rabscuttle385]

That’s one helluva Viking kitten!

[Billthedrill]

A bobcat walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

Sorry.

[Puppage]

A horse walks into a bar...the bartender says "hey, why the long face?"

Thanks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal, tip the wait staff.

[RichInOC]

No! Bad kitty!

[Big_Monkey]

"Bobcat walks into bar, attacks patrons...

...wait, wait...I know this one. And the bartender says to the bobcat....

[allmendream]

Lynxus Rufus Diobolicus!!!

[SJSAMPLE]

Meaner than a pitbull.

[going hot]

horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, “why the Kerry mask?”

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Horse walks into a bar, backwards, and the bartender asks, “Why the Obama mask?” ;)

[Never on my watch]

Prior to the attack, someone was heard to say "look at the ears on that P___sy!"

Then all hell broke loose.

[going hot]

different ends of the same jackass

[oyez]

I'm not messing with no bobcat. I wouldn't drink with one either.
I could just imagine the smell.

[JoeProBono]

Bartendeh!

[CedarDave]

Most assuredly rabid. It will be tested for rabies and those bitten or scratched will need to have shots.

[Puppage]

A piece of string walks into a bar, the bartender says"Aren't you that piece of string I just threw outta here?

The string says..."frayed knot!"

[CedarDave]

I don’t see cats sniffing each others rear end.

[oyez]

A bobcat walks into a bar.

He orders a beer.

The bartender says, "That'll be $10.

You know, we don't get many bobcats coming in here."

The bobcat says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."