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To: Old Sarge
That’s one helluva Viking kitten!
2 posted on
03/26/2009 11:42:59 AM PDT by
rabscuttle385
("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
To: JoeProBono
A bobcat walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
Sorry.
To: JoeProBono
A horse walks into a bar...the bartender says "hey, why the long face?"
Thanks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal, tip the wait staff.
5 posted on
03/26/2009 11:43:42 AM PDT by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: JoeProBono
No! Bad kitty!
6 posted on
03/26/2009 11:43:44 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: JoeProBono
"Bobcat walks into bar, attacks patrons... ...wait, wait...I know this one. And the bartender says to the bobcat....
To: JoeProBono
Lynxus Rufus Diobolicus!!!
9 posted on
03/26/2009 11:44:30 AM PDT by
allmendream
("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
To: JoeProBono
10 posted on
03/26/2009 11:44:52 AM PDT by
SJSAMPLE
To: JoeProBono
I'm not messing with no bobcat. I wouldn't drink with one either.
I could just imagine the smell.
15 posted on
03/26/2009 11:50:24 AM PDT by
oyez
(People! You're being pimped!)
To: JoeProBono
Most assuredly rabid. It will be tested for rabies and those bitten or scratched will need to have shots.
17 posted on
03/26/2009 11:52:25 AM PDT by
CedarDave
(DHS Sec. Napolitano - No such thing as terrorism, just man-caused disasters!!!)
To: JoeProBono
I don’t see cats sniffing each others rear end.
19 posted on
03/26/2009 11:53:22 AM PDT by
CedarDave
(DHS Sec. Napolitano - No such thing as terrorism, just man-caused disasters!!!)
To: JoeProBono
A bobcat walks into a bar.
He orders a beer.
The bartender says, "That'll be $10.
You know, we don't get many bobcats coming in here."
The bobcat says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."
20 posted on
03/26/2009 11:54:36 AM PDT by
oyez
(People! You're being pimped!)
To: JoeProBono
I wondered what the Bobcat was up to these days.
24 posted on
03/26/2009 12:01:36 PM PDT by
dblshot
To: JoeProBono
He just wanted a box of catnip and a quiet hour to eat it. But NOOOOoooo... they kept bringing him that damn salty dog.
To: JoeProBono
A priest, a rabbi and a bobcat walk into a bar .....
31 posted on
03/26/2009 12:16:26 PM PDT by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: JoeProBono
To: JoeProBono
It used to be pink elephants when I was drunk.
33 posted on
03/26/2009 12:21:30 PM PDT by
Terry Mross
(I Hate All Politicians, Republicans Included.)
To: JoeProBono
That’s nothing. I was in a bar once and a Panda walked in, ate all the peanuts, shot two patrons, turned and calmly left. When the police caught the Koala, he opened a copy of the encyclopedia to Panda where under the picture was the caption: Eats shoots and leaves.
To: JoeProBono
When I’m at the bar I prefer being attacked by a Cougar.
38 posted on
03/26/2009 12:35:54 PM PDT by
arealconservativeforachange
(Tell JD Hayworth to run for McCain's seat! http://www.jdhayworth.com/contact.php)
To: JoeProBono
That is a beautiful animal!
40 posted on
03/26/2009 12:40:50 PM PDT by
beckysueb
(Palin/Jindahl in 2012)
To: JoeProBono
A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says,"You're a duck,how the heck are you going to pay for it?"
The duck says,"Put it on my bill!"
41 posted on
03/26/2009 12:44:07 PM PDT by
oldsalt
(There's no such thing as a free lunch.)
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