Bobcat...Is that like a short cougar?
Posted on 03/26/2009 11:41:49 AM PDT by JoeProBono
COTTONWOOD, Arizona - A bobcat attacked three people in a community in central Arizona, including two men who were bitten when the animal wandered inside a bar.
Officers called to the Chapparal Bar in Cottonwood arrived to find the bobcat in the parking lot, where they shot and killed it, KVRD-FM radio reported.
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Bobcat...Is that like a short cougar?
A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says “where did you get him?” The parrot says “in Brooklyn...they're all over the place.”
I wondered what the Bobcat was up to these days.
A baby seal walks into a bar.
The bartender says “What will it be?”
“Canadian Club on the Rocks.”
Guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head and the bartender asks, “Where did you get that?”, the frog says,” I don’t know, it all started with a wart on my a**!”.
Has a moose ever bitten your sister?
He just wanted a box of catnip and a quiet hour to eat it. But NOOOOoooo... they kept bringing him that damn salty dog.
A tiny guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a huge guy wearing an Obama shirt. The little fellow leans over and whispers something into the ear of the Obama supporter and suddenly all hell breaks loose. The little man is punched, kicked, pummelled, and finally tossed out of the bar.
The big man sits down and wipes the sweat from his brow as he orders another drink. The bartendeder walks up and asks:
“Gosh Leroy, you sure kicked that guy’s ass. Did he say something bad about your mama?”
Leroy responds: “No, he said something about getting a job.”
A priest, a rabbi and a bobcat walk into a bar .....
Someone from Frostburg State University in Arizona?
http://www.frostburgsports.com/index.aspx?tab=baseball&path=baseball
It used to be pink elephants when I was drunk.
That’s nothing. I was in a bar once and a Panda walked in, ate all the peanuts, shot two patrons, turned and calmly left. When the police caught the Koala, he opened a copy of the encyclopedia to Panda where under the picture was the caption: Eats shoots and leaves.
A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks “do you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?” The pirate answers “arrrrr and it’s driving me nuts”.
A proton walks into a bar and says “I think I lost my electron”.
The bartender says “How can you be sure?”.
The proton says “I’m positive”.
Pres Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, and the bartender asks”
Hey, where did you get that”
And the parrot answers “Kenya”
When I’m at the bar I prefer being attacked by a Cougar.
That is a beautiful animal!
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