[Puppage]

A horse walks into a bar...the bartender says "hey, why the long face?"

Thanks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal, tip the wait staff.

[going hot]

horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, “why the Kerry mask?”

[johnandrhonda]

So John F. Kerry walks into a bar...the bartender says “hey, why the long face?”

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says “where did you get him?” The parrot says “in Brooklyn...they're all over the place.”