[going hot]

horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, “why the Kerry mask?”

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Horse walks into a bar, backwards, and the bartender asks, “Why the Obama mask?” ;)

[Never on my watch]

Prior to the attack, someone was heard to say "look at the ears on that P___sy!"

Then all hell broke loose.

[Puppage]

A piece of string walks into a bar, the bartender says"Aren't you that piece of string I just threw outta here?

The string says..."frayed knot!"

[JoeProBono]

“why the Kerry mask?”