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$$$$ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd$$$$

Posted on 03/20/2009 6:00:25 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

“I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principles of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale”
~ Thomas Jefferson (American 3rd US President (1801-09). Author of the Declaration of Independence. 1762-1826)



“There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.”

“It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.” ~ Henry Ford (American industrialist and pioneer of the assembly-line production method, 1863-1947)

“I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time” ~ Stephen Wright (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)

“The modern banking system manufactures money out of nothing. The process is perhaps the most astounding piece of sleight-of-hand that was ever invented. Banking was conceived in inequity and born in sin... But if you want to continue to be slaves of the bankers and pay the cost of your own slavery, then let the bankers continue to create money and control credit .” ~ Josiah Charles Stamp (English Economist President of the Bank of England in the 1920's and the 2nd richest man in Great Britain, 1880-1941)

“Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.” ~ Thomas Jefferson (American 3rd US President (1801-09). Author of the Declaration of Independence. 1762-1826)



“There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking” ~ Will Rogers (American entertainer, famous for his pithy and homespun humour, 1879-1935)

“In central banking as in diplomacy, style, conservative tailoring, and an easy association with the affluent count greatly and results far much less” ~ John Kenneth Galbraith

“The trouble with being educated is that it takes a long time; it uses up the better part of your life and when you are finished what you know is that you would have benefited more by going into banking.” ~ Philip K. Dick (American Writer, 1928-1982)



“John D. Rockefeller wanted to dominate oil, but Microsoft wants it all, you name it: cable, media, banking, car dealerships.”

“It is not by augmenting the capital of the country, but by rendering a greater part of that capital active and productive than would otherwise be so, that the most judicious operations of banking can increase the industry of the country” ~ Adam Smith (Scottish philosopher and economist, 1723-1790)

“I am sure I will feel at home in the Bahamas. I've been involved in gambling in the Bahamas. I've been involved in gambling in Nevada and I've been involved in banking.” ~ Chic Hecht (American Ambassador (Bahamas), b.1928)


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: banking; government; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen

"The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." - Margaret Thatcher

41 posted on 03/20/2009 7:39:55 AM PDT by april15Bendovr (Free Republic & Ron Paul Cult = oxymoron)
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To: girlscout

I’m a tightwad and darn proud of it!

I just realized this morning that now that spring has sprung, I am in the season that I will be completed Dave Ramsey’s baby step 2! Wooo Hooooooooooooo!

It isn’t all that silly, but it puts me in a good mood anyway.

;-)


42 posted on 03/20/2009 7:43:13 AM PDT by CSM (Smokers, the most patriotic of Americans!)
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To: girlscout

Luv it !!!


43 posted on 03/20/2009 7:46:22 AM PDT by editor-surveyor (The beginning of the O'Bummer administration looks a lot like the end of the Nixon administration)
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To: bmwcyle

Beautiful! (both)


44 posted on 03/20/2009 7:50:54 AM PDT by editor-surveyor (The beginning of the O'Bummer administration looks a lot like the end of the Nixon administration)
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46 posted on 03/20/2009 8:14:02 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (The more Otrauma does, the more I believe it's on purpose...to destroy America. No one is that dumb)
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To: Lucky9teen

The Dept Of Defense briefed Obama this morning and told him that two Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

To everyone’s surprise, all the color drained from Obama’s face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked, “just how many is a Brazilian?”

This is especially enlightening since he obviously has no understanding of what a billion or a trillion is either.


In a Seattle, Washington, college classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple—the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone’s jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, “What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?”

Yep, these are the 18 year olds that just voted for Obama, the President of the United States.


The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, “What a great chest you have!”

He tells her, “That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.”

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, “What massive calves you have!”

The body builder tells her, “That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.”

He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies “I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!”


48 posted on 03/20/2009 8:19:59 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Lucky9teen

49 posted on 03/20/2009 8:20:11 AM PDT by Godzilla (If the first step in an argument is wrong everything that follows is wrong. ~C.S. Lewis, The Problem)
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To: bmwcyle

Oh darn; you’ve put up some wonderful image that my work’s firewall blocks, haincha? I’ll forward it to my home addr.

/c:


50 posted on 03/20/2009 8:20:22 AM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: BibChr

You’ll laugh later.


51 posted on 03/20/2009 8:23:47 AM PDT by bmwcyle (American voters can fix this world if they would just wake up.)
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To: arbooz

Interesting graphic...


52 posted on 03/20/2009 8:25:05 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: bmwcyle

I know you. I’m laughing now! Why wait?


53 posted on 03/20/2009 8:27:34 AM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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54 posted on 03/20/2009 8:29:06 AM PDT by bmwcyle (American voters can fix this world if they would just wake up.)
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To: arbooz

That gives new meaning to the words “fox hole.”


55 posted on 03/20/2009 8:30:26 AM PDT by Bertram3
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To: bmwcyle

Tears... thanks for the new screen saver.


57 posted on 03/20/2009 8:34:38 AM PDT by PfromHoGro (The first 12 paragraphs from a liberal are a lie.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Remember, Friday is Soylent Green Day!


58 posted on 03/20/2009 8:36:41 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (will work for Bailout Bonus.... Twitter: maddawggmorgan)
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To: Lucky9teen

59 posted on 03/20/2009 8:37:06 AM PDT by llevrok ("I have never understood multiparty democracy." - HR Clinton 3/6/09)
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To: Lucky9teen

60 posted on 03/20/2009 8:41:13 AM PDT by IrishPennant (Obama: Succeeding Where Bin Laden Failed)
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