Posted on 03/14/2009 6:47:05 AM PDT by syriacus
1. Obama would give 39% of daughter Malia Ann’s babysitting earnings to her sister Sasha. If Malia Ann complained about Obama spreading the wealth, Obama would blame Bush.
Whoever had recently been resistant to Obama's rules would be sent to the back of the line.
Whoever contributed to one of Obama's pet causes or had been most obedient to Obama's rules would get to cut in line.
3. Half of the bathrooms would be locked, to save water.
All of the other bathrooms (except in the Oval Office and the family quarters) would be coin-operated.
Everyone wears sweaters. zero sets thermostats, which are all password protected
Yes! And there would be a BIG rebate on extra-small sweaters, in order to encourage White House employees to lose weight.
Except 0bama.
The Abraham Lincoln Bedroom would renamed the Obamaham Lincoln Bedroom.
A special room would be set aside for reporters who are eager to have an opportunity to question the President.
In the room would be a wax effigy of Obama, which has a speaker.
The reporter could deposit a coin, ask the effigy any question, and push a button to receive a random, rambling answer.
Public school is good enough for his daughters, as it is for the children who used to attend Sidwell on scholarships.
Obama’s wife and daughters would throw their own tea party if they had to live by these rules.
4 Zero would chastise his kids for having the heat in their bedroom turned up to 72-degrees and forcibly make them turn it down to 68-degrees....meanwhile the thermostat in the room he and his bitter half stay would be a toasty 78...
Next Obama would take another 10% and ship it to "Palistine" to help rebuild what the evil Jooooos destroyed.
Then he would say taxes on her lip gloss and candy would pay for "education," because "its for the children." Immediately following this announcement, lip gloss and candy would be banned in all public places, taxes would increase by 300%, and this would be followed up by a Nanny State Law that says candy can't contain sugar because sugar is bad.
Yes. Money would be skimmed off for Obama's pet projects. It would be lost to overhead, too.
Obama's White House Rule #1, REVISED:
Beginning in 2010, Malia Obama will have to give 39% of her babysitting earnings to her sister Sasha.
Of course, Sasha will get merely 30% of Malia's earnings because the government bureaucrat who handles the redistribution will skim off the other 9% for salary, office rental, office furniture, and payment of utilities bills.
Sounds about right. Obama is skilled at laying on guilt.
Face east and pray six times a day.
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