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[Lucky9teen]

Americans... still believe in an America, where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do.
Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential.
I think when you spread the wealth around it's good for everybody.
CONTINUING TO FAIL OVER...AND OVER...AND OVER AGAIN!
We reward people a lot for being rich, for being famous, for being cute, for being thin… one of the values I think we need to instill in our country, in our children, is a sense of ‘usefulness’, in other words, are we useful, are we making other peoples’ lives a little bit better?
My first job is to say thank you to those who voted me. Those who didn't, I'm going to get your vote next time.
My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it.
Instead of having a set of policies that are equipping people for the globalization of the economy, we have policies that are accelerating the most destructive trends of the global economy.

[girlscout]

[WakeUpAndVote]

[WakeUpAndVote]

[Travis T. OJustice]

Appropriate application of a repost.

[G8 Diplomat]

Tired of incompetent leaders? My ferrets Bubba and Kabuli would like run for president! Save the country--let weasels run it!

*Ferrets are thieves--they have a habit of stealing random objects and stashing them away (in fact Bubba's real name is Ali Baba)

*In the wild they do the "weasel war dance" (yes it is really called that) after catching prey. Domestic ferrets do it for fun.

*Their coats can get quite oily

With that in mind...here is their platform!

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Nothing like a face plant fail...

[a fool in paradise]

“Show me the SILLY!”

[girlscout]

OUCH Fail!!

[WakeUpAndVote]

[G8 Diplomat]

Q: What do a ferret, a parrot, and Joe Biden have in common?

A: One's related to a weasel, one's related to a loon, and one's related to both.



Hillary's give to the Taliban after they called 0 illogical for wanting to talk...(it says overcharge):

[Dead Corpse]

Gratuitous "Badgers! Badgers! Badgers!"

[OrioleFan]

bump

[Hoffer Rand]

What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Bet my M&P could beat that... ;-)

[OrioleFan]

Tell me this is photoshoped and not a real product. ROTFLMAO

[a fool in paradise]

We don’t need no stinking badgers.

[Colonial Warrior]

[Logic n' Reason]

"OK, obammer, I'll let you work the brakes. Now, go ahead and slowly apply the brakes. OK, obammer, it's time, go ahead and apply the brakes. obammer??? Are you listening?? Apply the brakes for pete's sake! obammer!! Apply the gd brakes!!!!

FAIL!

[kevinm13]

Looks like it says “brie”.

[WakeUpAndVote]

[CJ Wolf]

Real! (I dunno)