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Man calls police to report moose on roof
AP via SFGate ^ | 3/12/9

Posted on 03/12/2009 9:49:27 AM PDT by SmithL

Minot, N.D. (AP) -- It may have looked like Christmas outside, but Ward Nostdahl says it wasn't reindeer he heard clomping on his roof. Nostdahl called police to report a moose on the roof of his hillside home northwest of Minot. . . .

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cheese; moose; moosebites; threadneedspictures
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It must have been looking for a Holiday Inn Express, or something.
1 posted on 03/12/2009 9:49:28 AM PDT by SmithL
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To: SmithL

He never should’ve put the cheese up there then.


2 posted on 03/12/2009 9:50:13 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: SmithL

“That’s him, officer! That’s the Moose that bit my sister! I’m series!”


3 posted on 03/12/2009 9:50:40 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: SmithL

I’m bummed - I wanted a picture!


4 posted on 03/12/2009 9:53:02 AM PDT by ninergold3 ("Has it ever occurred to you that nothing occurs to God?" -Mark Lowry)
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To: ninergold3

It's the best I can do on short notice.

5 posted on 03/12/2009 9:55:45 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (American Revolution II -- overdue)
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To: SmithL

I’m stuned.


6 posted on 03/12/2009 9:56:55 AM PDT by exit82 (The Obama Cabinet: There was more brainpower on Gilligan's Island.)
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To: SmithL

Hugh. And series!


7 posted on 03/12/2009 9:57:51 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: SmithL; a fool in paradise
Tomorrow's headline today:

Man Bites Moose!


8 posted on 03/12/2009 9:59:09 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: SmithL

I’m glad it didn’t wind up in the breakfast nook.


9 posted on 03/12/2009 9:59:31 AM PDT by Califreak (1/20/13-Sunrise in America)
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To: SmithL

Paging Sarah Palin, Paging Sarah Palin. Please use the white courtesy phone....


10 posted on 03/12/2009 10:05:13 AM PDT by Mr Inviso
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To: SmithL
He was most likely looking for one of these...


11 posted on 03/12/2009 10:09:25 AM PDT by SonOfDarkSkies
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To: SmithL

12 posted on 03/12/2009 10:09:42 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: DieHard the Hunter

“That’s him, officer! That’s the Moose that bit my sister! I’m series!”


Thanks for the laugh, first one Ive had all day


13 posted on 03/12/2009 10:13:06 AM PDT by boxerblues (Party like its 1773)
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To: Slings and Arrows; EveningStar

14 posted on 03/12/2009 10:27:37 AM PDT by a fool in paradise ("I certainly hope he (Bush) doesnÂ’t succeed" - Democratic strategist James Carville 9-11-2001)
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To: DieHard the Hunter; Revolting cat!
"That’s him, officer! That’s the Moose that bit my sister! I’m series!”

Did it turn her into a weremoose?

15 posted on 03/12/2009 10:29:05 AM PDT by a fool in paradise ("I certainly hope he (Bush) doesnÂ’t succeed" - Democratic strategist James Carville 9-11-2001)
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To: SmithL; Peanut Gallery

Dinner just came to dinner.


16 posted on 03/12/2009 10:30:26 AM PDT by Professional Engineer (Our Savior who art in Washinton, Hallowed be His name...)
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To: a fool in paradise

> Did it turn her into a weremoose?

Yup. With hugh beebers — just like that one has!


17 posted on 03/12/2009 10:31:44 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Better a moose on the roof than a møøse in the høøse!


18 posted on 03/12/2009 10:42:32 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I HOPE you like your CHANGE."--MrB)
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To: BlueLancer

Røøfmøøsen ålert.


19 posted on 03/12/2009 10:45:02 AM PDT by dighton
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To: dighton

20 posted on 03/12/2009 10:52:15 AM PDT by a fool in paradise ("I certainly hope he (Bush) doesnÂ’t succeed" - Democratic strategist James Carville 9-11-2001)
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