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PETA wants Jindal to turn bankrupt poultry plant into 'Chicken Empathy Museum'
The Times-Picayune ^ | March 12, 2009 | Robert Travis Scott

Posted on 03/12/2009 6:46:41 AM PDT by BBell

BATON ROUGE -- Chickens have feelings, too. And unappreciated brains.

That's the message delivered Wednesday to Gov. Bobby Jindal by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals as the group suggested that Louisiana use state funds to turn a closing Pilgrim's Pride poultry processing plant in Farmerville into a "Chicken Empathy Museum."

"The museum could feature exhibits such as video footage from research . . . showing how smart chickens are," the group wrote in a letter to Jindal. "The Chicken Empathy Museum will have educational displays that highlight interesting facts about chickens, including that chickens are intelligent animals with mental abilities comparable to cats, dogs and even primates."

PETA, known for its publicity stunts to attract attention to its vegetarian and anti-fur agenda, keyed into Jindal's offer to spend $20 million in state money to assist another company attempting to buy the north Louisiana plant from Pilgrim's Pride, which is in bankruptcy and reducing operations. The closing will put 1,300 people out of work.

Jindal said no to PETA's offer to use its funds along with state money to turn the plant into a "monument to compassion" honoring the barnyard fowl for its intellectual and social qualities rather than as a food.

"This issue is about the future of our people. Not chickens," Jindal said. "I'm from Louisiana. We think of the chicken first and foremost as an eating animal. I think this is a lot of squawking about nothing."

PETA suggested a restaurant at the museum serving "heart-friendly and delicious faux-chicken nuggets and a gift shop that could provide free plush chickens for kids, with tags reading, 'I am not a nugget!'

"Outside the museum, children could clamber through a preserved chicken-transport truck to experience how cramped and uncomfortable the trucks are," PETA

(Excerpt) Read more at nola.com ...


TOPICS: Agriculture; Business/Economy; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: bbq; chicken; cluckedup; jindal; louisiana; peta
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This reads like an Onion article.

"The PETA letter, signed by the group's executive vice president Tracy Reiman, ended with a request to Jindal to "please contact me so that we can begin the planning process."

I'm sure Bobby will get right on it!!

1 posted on 03/12/2009 6:46:41 AM PDT by BBell
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Jeez, what a bunch of morons.


2 posted on 03/12/2009 6:48:38 AM PDT by DaiHuy (')
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To: BBell

Ah, that ain’t chicken.


3 posted on 03/12/2009 6:49:02 AM PDT by deadrock (Liberty is a bitch that needs to be bedded on a mattress of cadavers.)
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To: BBell

that sign should read “ I am not a nugget (yet)


4 posted on 03/12/2009 6:49:02 AM PDT by joe fonebone (When you ask God for help, sometimes he sends the Marines.)
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To: BBell

“Chicken Empathy” - - Is that like fried chicken?


5 posted on 03/12/2009 6:49:11 AM PDT by ladtx ( "Never miss a good chance to shut up." - - Will Rogers)
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To: BBell

I say turn it into the worlds largest KFC.


6 posted on 03/12/2009 6:50:28 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (FReeping. It's good old fashion fun for the family!)
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To: BBell

Peta...call 911


7 posted on 03/12/2009 6:50:54 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: BBell

Remember that the extremes define the middle. These people aren’t nuts. They’re radicals with an agenda ... by taking ridiculously extreme positions, they drag the middle in their direction and define the terms of discussion.


8 posted on 03/12/2009 6:51:39 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: ladtx

Bubba aksked for more chicken and ma looked in the bucket and said, “Sorry Bubba, the chicken empahthy.”


9 posted on 03/12/2009 6:52:48 AM PDT by dblshot
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I have a better idea! How ‘bout a “Taxpayer Empathy Museum”? Lawmakers would go there and do things like try to find a parking place, buy gas for their car, have to get groceries, balance a check book, do their own laundry, etc.

It would be all the things that we taxpayers have to do to get along that the self-proclaimed royal class of elected public officials don’t ever have to give a thought to doing.

They could spend a day in traffic court trying to take care of parking tickets or running a red light or speeding.


10 posted on 03/12/2009 6:53:21 AM PDT by jwparkerjr (God Bless America!)
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To: BBell

This is NOT satire!


11 posted on 03/12/2009 6:53:31 AM PDT by silverleaf (Freedom's just another word for "nothing left to lose")
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To: ArrogantBustard

12 posted on 03/12/2009 6:54:04 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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>>>David Perle, PETA's senior communications coordinator, said the group understands that its suggestions will sometimes be ignored.

"In the end it's all about bringing attention to it," Perle said."<<<

The last two sentences in the article says it all.

13 posted on 03/12/2009 6:54:21 AM PDT by BBell
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I hear that PETA’s next mission will be to start a Amoeba museum where the public can experience the the wonders of amoebic dysentery.
14 posted on 03/12/2009 6:54:29 AM PDT by crazyhorse691 (Now that the libs are in power dissent is not only unpatriotic, but, it is also racist.)
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To: ArrogantBustard

LMAO! There ya’ go!


15 posted on 03/12/2009 6:55:45 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama dozed.....people froze.)
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To: BBell
True story: Once in Sedona AZ, I overheard a lady telling her friend that she was running a "half-way house for hens", since the hens had been "traumatized" and "raped" by the roosters. The hens flocked to her for "comfort" whenever she walked in the pen, thus prompting this hen support group.

I'm sure the fact that the hens were fed by her had nothing to do with it.

16 posted on 03/12/2009 6:56:34 AM PDT by LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot ("If you don't have my army supplied, and keep it supplied, we'll eat your mules up, sir"-Gen.Sherman)
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To: ArrogantBustard

I bought a t-shirt in Bozeman 2 weeks ago that has almost that same phrase on the back. Love it!


17 posted on 03/12/2009 6:57:27 AM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde (America: Home of the Free Because of the Brave)
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To: BBell

And Stroker Ace can be the new museum’s spokesman. The Fastest Chicken in the South, baby!

(For any of you who have missed this classic of American cinema, I highly recommend it. I hope BO included it in his gift set to Gordy.)


18 posted on 03/12/2009 6:57:35 AM PDT by AnglePark
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19 posted on 03/12/2009 6:59:19 AM PDT by ozark hilljilly (I don't even think I think!)
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An alternate title might be: Jindal attempts to save 1300+ jobs ... PETA disagrees. There isn't a household in Union Parish that this plant closing won't touch. With all those folks losing jobs, more businesses will be hurt.
20 posted on 03/12/2009 7:00:30 AM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde (America: Home of the Free Because of the Brave)
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