Seriously, all comedy aside, I'm staring at this package of crackers and wondering what to do with 'em .... any help would be appreciated
Thanks,
MM
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To: Mr_Moonlight
You aren’t going to let some stupid government recall scare you, are you?
2 posted on
03/10/2009 5:06:47 PM PDT by
nickcarraway
(Are the Good Times Really Over?)
To: Mr_Moonlight
Seriously, all comedy aside...your post is gay.
Why do you care about dead rats? This isn’t the bubonic plague or the ebola virus. Throw ‘em in the trash.
3 posted on
03/10/2009 5:08:41 PM PDT by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: Mr_Moonlight
send them to me, my x-wife LOVES peanut butter
To: Mr_Moonlight
Ut-uh, they could then get 'consumed' by rats and/or other critters in the landfill.
Do you care if rats and/or other critters in the landfill get salmonella? If so, why? How likely is it that your crackers will be the most toxic thing something running around the landfill will encounter?
To: Mr_Moonlight
Mail them back to the manufacturers address on the package. Ask for your dollar back and a million-bazillion dollars in ‘mental anguish’ and spend the rest of your life in court.
Or, just throw them the Ef away! So what if a rat in a landfill finds them and eat them? One less rat on the planet.
6 posted on
03/10/2009 5:09:44 PM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: Mr_Moonlight
Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
7 posted on
03/10/2009 5:09:49 PM PDT by
1rudeboy
To: Mr_Moonlight
8 posted on
03/10/2009 5:10:13 PM PDT by
hiredhand
(Understand the CRA and why we're facing economic collapse - see my about page.)
To: Mr_Moonlight
Take them out to the drive way, pour lighter fluid over them, light it... and when toasted to a nice brown, turn them over and toast the other side. Serve with a spicy cocktail sauce or mint jelly.
10 posted on
03/10/2009 5:11:02 PM PDT by
irishtenor
(What if Pro Wrestling is real and all the rest of life is fake?)
To: Mr_Moonlight
11 posted on
03/10/2009 5:11:17 PM PDT by
kallisti
("Do not do an immoral thing for moral reasons.")
To: Mr_Moonlight
I fed mine to the dog and he didn’t die.
19 posted on
03/10/2009 5:24:06 PM PDT by
packrat35
(You could make a fortune as a politician if you have the moral standards of a convicted pedophile)
To: Mr_Moonlight
Give them to a liberal coworker
23 posted on
03/10/2009 5:29:37 PM PDT by
Kimmers
(Working hard so Obamas friends don't have to)
To: Mr_Moonlight
Give ‘em to the chimp who’s throwing stones.
To: Mr_Moonlight
I work in the wholesale/vend business. I destroyed literally thousands of dollars of product from the recall which Keebler is giving me credit for.
Destroy them with bleach
25 posted on
03/10/2009 5:34:01 PM PDT by
Popman
(One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three is a Congress - John Adams)
To: Mr_Moonlight; Cpl. Dwayne Hicks
26 posted on
03/10/2009 5:37:15 PM PDT by
tuffydoodle
(Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
To: Mr_Moonlight
They go great with coffee or hot chocolate.
29 posted on
03/10/2009 5:49:04 PM PDT by
attiladhun2
(Obama is the anti-Reagan, he believes government is the solution, rather than the problem)
To: Mr_Moonlight
Give em to a liberal, they LOVE freebies!
To: Mr_Moonlight
Dispose them like one of these...
31 posted on
03/10/2009 6:04:39 PM PDT by
libertarian27
(Never has so many been owed so much by so few)
To: Mr_Moonlight
32 posted on
03/10/2009 6:07:07 PM PDT by
mad_as_he$$
(You want me to buy heavy metal? Metallica?)
To: Mr_Moonlight
Deciding whether to throw away a $1.00 vending machine item is an extremely serious issue.
Our American way of life could be at stake.
I recommend contacting your Senator, and seeing if you could receive some TARP funds to remove these “toxic assets” from your inventory.
If not, I would follow the recommendation of the other poster, who recommends a donation to the local ACORN office.
Or maybe the office staff at DU has the munchies?
To: Mr_Moonlight
Mail them to:
Peanut Corporation of America
Attn: Stewart Parnell
2121 Wiggington Road
Lynchburg, VA 24502
36 posted on
03/10/2009 6:17:35 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
( Dear Mr. Obama - Please make it rain candy! P.S. I like jelly beans.)
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