[packrat35]

I fed mine to the dog and he didn’t die.

[mad_as_he$$]

Dogs do not get salmonella.

[Twinkie]

Shoot. Our dogs go out in the woods and rummage around, eating every rotting varmint they can find, dragging deer carcasses around for days, dragging dead squirrels around by the tails, then looking for the muddiest, gruddiest puddle of nasty water to wash it all down with. Those peanut butter crackers would be considered a delicacy.