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How To Tell If You're An Extreme Redneck.....
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Posted on 03/09/2009 1:50:19 PM PDT by OneVike
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Lets see how many we can add.
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posted on
03/09/2009 1:50:20 PM PDT
by
OneVike
To: OneVike
You wreck your truck to collect the insurance money.........to make your truck payment.
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posted on
03/09/2009 1:51:55 PM PDT
by
freebird5850
(O-Bomb-a, the sleeper cell that slipped by all of us.)
To: OneVike
When you hear the phrase ‘Just say no to crack’, you hitch up your pants.
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posted on
03/09/2009 1:53:18 PM PDT
by
WorkingClassFilth
(Actually, it all started back in Mayberry. Helen Crump was a traveler and Floyd, well, you know...)
To: OneVike
You use a screwdriver to unlock your front door...
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posted on
03/09/2009 1:53:44 PM PDT
by
John123
(The US may be going down the drain, but everyone else will drown first...)
To: stainlessbanner; Constitution Day; Rebelbase
Ping to my Southrun FRiends!
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posted on
03/09/2009 1:54:22 PM PDT
by
Travis T. OJustice
(Want to make a conservative angry? Lie to him. Want to make a liberal angry? Tell him the truth)
To: freebird5850
Intrested in a Collins KWM-2A?
Chech out the pictures on my Home/About page (at the bottom)
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posted on
03/09/2009 1:55:25 PM PDT
by
Red_Devil 232
(VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
To: OneVike
You’ve ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately.
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posted on
03/09/2009 1:55:50 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: OneVike
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.' It's "Hold muh beer and watch this!"
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posted on
03/09/2009 1:55:59 PM PDT
by
Doomonyou
(Let them eat lead.)
To: OneVike
Directions to your house include, “Turn off the paved road.”
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posted on
03/09/2009 1:56:21 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: OneVike
You’ve ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
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posted on
03/09/2009 1:56:47 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: John123
You use a screw driver to unlock your front door.
Hey I do that.
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posted on
03/09/2009 1:59:06 PM PDT
by
TLEIBY308
(Keep yer powder dry and watch yer top Knot.)
To: OneVike
You have more tattoos than teeth.
To: Just another Joe
Shopping for the weekend bar-b-que consists of cruising the highway for road kill.
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posted on
03/09/2009 1:59:17 PM PDT
by
shawnlaw
(Things is things and parts is parts...)
To: Just another Joe
Directions to your house include, “Turn off the paved road.” And turn right at the three-legged barking dog that answers to the name of "Lucky!"
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posted on
03/09/2009 1:59:25 PM PDT
by
MindBender26
(The Hellfire Missile is one of the wonderful ways God shows us he loves American Soldiers & Marines)
To: OneVike
Your house doesn’t have any curtains - but your truck does.
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posted on
03/09/2009 1:59:55 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: shawnlaw
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posted on
03/09/2009 2:00:10 PM PDT
by
TLEIBY308
(Keep yer powder dry and watch yer top Knot.)
To: OneVike
How to tell if you're an extreme "Inner-City Thug"
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke crack at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your Saab goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You have 8 children by 8 different mothers
4. You think a woman who is out of your league plays for the WNBA.
5. You wonder how McDonalds keeps their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "There's no rat poison in this heroin".
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your baby-mama's hairdo was once mistaken for snakes.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You have no idea what "The Star Spangled Banner" is.
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your tenement building exploded.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your baby-mama.
13. You go down to the corner store to get a Colt 45 from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You have no interest in marrying any of your baby-mamas.
17. You have no idea why anyone would wash dishes when the cockroaches will lick them clean.
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posted on
03/09/2009 2:00:39 PM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: OneVike
You have ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
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posted on
03/09/2009 2:01:04 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: OneVike
Look closely...
To: OneVike
Don’t you folks ever watch Jeff Foxworthy do his Blue Collar Standup routine?
“If you mow your lawn and find a car...You might be a redneck”
“If you have a complete salad bowl set that all say “Cool Whip” on the side... you might be a redneck!”
*If you were late for your fourth grade class because you had jury duty...you might be a redneck!”
and many more!!!
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posted on
03/09/2009 2:02:23 PM PDT
by
Pharmer
(Palin in 2012! We are so screwed! Go Flyers!)
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