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Hell hath no fury like a woman who cannot get knocked up.
1 posted on 03/05/2009 7:38:06 AM PST by Red in Blue PA
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To: Red in Blue PA

Will the UK ban French kissing as dangerous now?


2 posted on 03/05/2009 7:39:06 AM PST by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: Red in Blue PA

In related news, bill clinton added her name to his very short list of “women not to be asked to ‘kiss it’”.


3 posted on 03/05/2009 7:40:08 AM PST by VRWCmember
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To: Red in Blue PA

She thought kissing would get her pregnant? DUMB*SS!


4 posted on 03/05/2009 7:40:09 AM PST by Tax-chick ("There are more enjoyable ways of going to Hell." ~ St. Bernard)
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To: Red in Blue PA
While Mark Coghill was moving closer to her, she asked him to kiss her.

New meaning to the phrase "give me some tongue"?

5 posted on 03/05/2009 7:40:19 AM PST by EGPWS (Trust in God, Question everyone else)
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To: Red in Blue PA
A British woman deliberately bit off her boyfriend's tongue...

I'm surprised she had the teeth to do this.

8 posted on 03/05/2009 7:41:15 AM PST by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911)
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To: Red in Blue PA

It was either that or getting run over in the driveway.


9 posted on 03/05/2009 7:41:37 AM PST by Thrownatbirth (.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

40 and 45 are a bit on the far side of childbearing age. Probably would have been wiser for her and safer for him if she went out and find a teenager to do the planting.


10 posted on 03/05/2009 7:42:09 AM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: Red in Blue PA
Good thing he didn't go for the...

Oh, never mind...

11 posted on 03/05/2009 7:45:04 AM PST by cspackler (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

And just how willing does this woman think this man will be to get her pregnant after doing THAT to him??


12 posted on 03/05/2009 7:47:59 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Let the 2nd American Revolution begin!)
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To: Red in Blue PA
From the BBC

Photographic evidence of the Biter inclines Juror 11 to vote "Guilty".

13 posted on 03/05/2009 7:48:01 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Te odeo, interfice te cochleare)
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To: Red in Blue PA

I know you were being funny but there is a lot going on when women want to get impregnated....much governing them they are totally unaware of.

I liked it...


18 posted on 03/05/2009 7:54:09 AM PST by wardaddy (I've known black people over 50 years, raised with them and by them.. Obama ain't BLACK, HE"S RED!)
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To: Red in Blue PA

I reckon that’s one way to get the last word in...


21 posted on 03/05/2009 7:57:16 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Gee, maybe its just me, but a British woman with teeth, let alone teeth strong enough to bite through a man’s tongue?

I’m a bit surprised...(chuckle)


22 posted on 03/05/2009 7:58:10 AM PST by Badeye (There are no 'great moments' in Moderate Political History. Only losses.)
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To: Red in Blue PA
A British woman deliberately bit off her boyfriend's tongue during a kiss after complaining she wanted a baby and wasn't getting pregnant, the BBC reported.

She does realize that kissing is not how you get pregnant, doesn't she?

23 posted on 03/05/2009 7:58:34 AM PST by Go Gordon
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To: Red in Blue PA

Sounds like he is a very lucky man, imagine her as the mother of your child.


26 posted on 03/05/2009 8:07:04 AM PST by DesertRhino (Dogs earn the title of "man's best friend", Muslims hate dogs,,add that up.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Good way to never, ever have sex again, lady!


28 posted on 03/05/2009 8:13:22 AM PST by pabianice
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To: Red in Blue PA

I think in his place I’d have a vasectomy to keep from impregnating that.

Actually, I think I might have the boys removed outright and replaced with Neuticles to keep from impregnating that.


30 posted on 03/05/2009 8:21:34 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Red in Blue PA
I'd say it's a good thing for the kids that she doesn't have any kids.
31 posted on 03/05/2009 8:22:17 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum ("Only after disaster can we be resurrected." -- Tyler Durden)
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To: a fool in paradise
Evidence.


34 posted on 03/05/2009 8:28:55 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Might want to feed her...


35 posted on 03/05/2009 9:03:48 AM PST by aeonspromise
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