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[Lucky9teen]

Today is "No Brainer Day" - now this day is for me!

By definition, a "No brainer" is doing something that is simple, easy, obvious, and/or totally logical, ya know, the TOTAL OPPOSITE of what our government is doing?



Therefore, today is the day for you to do all those "no brainer" tasks and activities. If a project requires thinking, study, or analysis of any kind, then its not the chore to do today.



Some people think that Christmas should be every day of the year. They even sing that theme in popular holiday songs. But, I think that No Brainer Day should be every day of the year.



I think you'll quickly get the hang of the concept of the day. And, I'm certain you will excel at No Brainer Day!

[Sax]

[DeLaine]

sick! sick! I love it!

[I Buried My Guns]

[Diana in Wisconsin]

[Lonewolf251]

Are You Right or Left Brained?
You Are 45% Left Brained, 55% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you’re left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you’re right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.
http://www.blogthings.com/areyourightorleftbrainedquiz/results/?result=9

[Erik Latranyi]

[Pan_Yan]

Headline of the week comes courtesy of the NFL:

“Buccaneers Release Brooks and Dunn”

[rockabyebaby]

Hot diggity dog,,,in the top 30!

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Let’s see, I’ve been in office for about 32 days and today, I’ll have gotten the DJIA to bust 7K on its way to 5K. I’d say that’s a heaping helpin’ of hope and change, wouldn’t you, Joe.....Joe......JOE!! Stand up straight. JOE! Stand up!

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

[G8 Diplomat]

[Arrowhead1952]

That is funny, but might get you thrown in jail.

[BenLurkin]

[rockabyebaby]

You Are 70% Left Brained, 30% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Are You Right or Left Brained?

[FroggyTheGremlim]

Looks like he’s crepitating.

[a fool in paradise]

Solomon walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “What are you, a wiseguy?”

[a fool in paradise]

Has it been passed personally by the Obamessiah himself?

[Sax]

They must be holding the rollerskate troopers in reserve.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

You Are 60% Left Brained, 40% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Are You Right or Left Brained?