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Obama Water
Posted on 02/03/2009 6:55:07 AM PST by ussc1863
I came into work today and could not believe the new Obama phenomenon. A girl has a bottle of "Obama Water" sitting on her desk. I am the only conservative in my office. I quietly walked over and told her when they make the toilet paper. let me know.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obamacult; obamania; obamasweat; obamawater
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To: ussc1863
I heard at the Inauguration Store, they had BO condoms. Can’t remember if it was Talk Radio or FNC. Never checked it out though.
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posted on
02/03/2009 7:02:48 AM PST
by
sauropod
(An expression of deep worry and concern failed to cross either of Zaphod's faces - hitchhiker's guid)
To: IrishPennant
I thought Obama water came in a 40 oz can bottle???? Oops...maybe I was thinking Pepsi
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posted on
02/03/2009 7:03:20 AM PST
by
IrishPennant
(Patriotism is strongest when accompanied by bad politics, loyal FRiends and great whiskey)
To: newheart
Do we really want someone dumb enough to pay money for ‘Obama water’ on our side?
To: Perdogg; Revolting cat!; Daffynition
Does it taste like Elvis Sweat?
Or maybe Pocari Sweat?
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posted on
02/03/2009 7:03:48 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Obama thinks spending tax $ on abortions in Mexico helps more than controlling illegal immigration)
To: ussc1863
Obama water is the low calorie equivalent of Obama Kool-aid.
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posted on
02/03/2009 7:04:26 AM PST
by
Vaquero
( "an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: sauropod
Well they’ve bad Barack Heroin, not sure if they had any other branding of other strange products, but many come to mind.
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posted on
02/03/2009 7:04:50 AM PST
by
listenhillary
(Rahm Emmanuel slip - A crisis is a terrible thing to waste.)
To: ussc1863
I guess she forgot to add the...
And...
Before she left home.
To: ussc1863
It’s funny, and good for some rib-nudging here on FR, but my mom always taught me not to be rude, especially in the workplace. You don’t crap where you eat... literally.
A better idea would have been to take that as a cue to bring/wear all your conservative coffee cups, posters, etc. into work. Polite, yet assertively free-speechy.
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posted on
02/03/2009 7:05:16 AM PST
by
VictoryGal
(Never give up, never surrender!)
To: ussc1863
Hats off to you!
Maybe it’s the Obama form of Kool-Aide?
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posted on
02/03/2009 7:05:22 AM PST
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: popdonnelly
"A god for the godless."
Rush
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posted on
02/03/2009 7:05:50 AM PST
by
pke
To: newheart
"As funny as that is, I really wonder if you expect to win her over with insults?"
So, I take it you are not an Ann Coulter fan?
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posted on
02/03/2009 7:06:01 AM PST
by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
To: Osage Orange
"You can't win over zombies..."
I suspect that there are any number of recovering former Dems around here that might disagree (myself among them).
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posted on
02/03/2009 7:06:11 AM PST
by
newheart
(Obama. We kind of underestimated the creepiness.)
To: Perdogg
Heard in the hood: “A dolla fiddy nine? Sheeeeit!”
To: ussc1863
Maybe she thinks if she stares at it long enough it will turn into wine..
sw
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posted on
02/03/2009 7:06:30 AM PST
by
spectre
(sw)
To: The_Victor
> If I refill on of those bottles with liquid human waste, can I call it art?
Yes you can!
Yes you can! :-)
However, don’t expect a lib gallery to take it in, or have it win an NEA grant.
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posted on
02/03/2009 7:06:37 AM PST
by
VictoryGal
(Never give up, never surrender!)
To: newheart
“As funny as that is, I really wonder if you expect to win her over with insults?”
You’r enot going to “win over” an irrational person.
Just as we are not going to “win over” terrorists.
Get real!
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posted on
02/03/2009 7:06:40 AM PST
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: ussc1863
He also pays her mortgage and gas for her car!!!
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posted on
02/03/2009 7:06:54 AM PST
by
danamco
(!!!)
To: Perdogg
Is it taxed at a userous rate? Is it actually toilet water, though the bottle proclaims its purity? Does it attack other, far superior water brands as being anathema to the unity of the water business?
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posted on
02/03/2009 7:07:34 AM PST
by
Future Snake Eater
("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
To: sauropod
Never trust a gift condom from Planned Parenthood, they make their money when they don’t work.
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posted on
02/03/2009 7:08:36 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Obama thinks spending tax $ on abortions in Mexico helps more than controlling illegal immigration)
To: All
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posted on
02/03/2009 7:09:20 AM PST
by
halo66
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