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Toothy raccoon bit off [CENSORED]
The Sun [UK] ^
| 26 Jan 2009
| STAFF REPORTER
Posted on 01/27/2009 9:40:22 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
Go to the link. Just go.
(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: drunkrussian; drunkrussians; mangledgenitals; napl; nomeansno; raccoon; rape; russia; russian
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Thanks to Stoat for finding this highly significant article!
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
So that's what Madonna's been up to!
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posted on
01/27/2009 9:41:52 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(This fiasco brought to you by the failed Obama administration.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
01/27/2009 9:46:40 AM PST
by
griffin
(Love Jesus, No Fear!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Thanks, sometimes I’m hard on myself and my IQ, but this makes me feel like a genius! LOL
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posted on
01/27/2009 9:48:51 AM PST
by
MrPiper
To: Slings and Arrows
A drunk Russian? Why are there never stories about sober (or at least only tipsy) Russians?
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posted on
01/27/2009 9:52:07 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(On 9/11 Israel mourned with us while the Palestinians danced in the streets. Who should we support?)
To: Slings and Arrows
I hate when that happens.
To: KarlInOhio
Because there’s no such thing?
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posted on
01/27/2009 9:59:30 AM PST
by
Xenalyte
(Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
To: Allegra; Dutchgirl; Old Sarge; SunkenCiv
To: KarlInOhio
Given what Putin does sober, I prefer my Russians drunk.
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posted on
01/27/2009 10:00:28 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(This fiasco brought to you by the failed Obama administration.)
To: martin_fierro
I don't know who I'm more worried about: you for having this ping list or the people who signed up for it.
:-) (no, I don't want to be on the list either as a list member or a topic)
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posted on
01/27/2009 10:04:19 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(On 9/11 Israel mourned with us while the Palestinians danced in the streets. Who should we support?)
To: Slings and Arrows
Note to self, do not piss off(on) Raccoons.
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posted on
01/27/2009 10:05:40 AM PST
by
Danae
(Amerikan Unity My Ass)
To: Slings and Arrows
I don’t think he’ll ever try to rape another raccoon as long as he lives.
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posted on
01/27/2009 10:07:20 AM PST
by
Travis T. OJustice
(Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
sounds like a hold muh vodka and watch this ping!
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posted on
01/27/2009 10:11:47 AM PST
by
absolootezer0
(thank God for Chicago: makes Detroit look wholesome by comparison.)
To: Travis T. OJustice
i’d think it more likely as he’s now a more appropriate size for it.
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posted on
01/27/2009 10:12:21 AM PST
by
absolootezer0
(thank God for Chicago: makes Detroit look wholesome by comparison.)
To: absolootezer0
Once (your weiner is) bitten, twice shy.
Cooncock. LMAO!
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posted on
01/27/2009 10:20:59 AM PST
by
Travis T. OJustice
(Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
To: Slings and Arrows
The guy will never have the balls to try that again.
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posted on
01/27/2009 10:23:32 AM PST
by
earlJam
To: Slings and Arrows; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
To: martin_fierro
“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal. “That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."
I guess we have to call him Stumpy from now on...hee hee
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
The Russian was behaving like an animal! The raccoon was behaving like a Russian!
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posted on
01/27/2009 10:35:49 AM PST
by
Enterprise
(A Representative Republic - gone now. Foolish people.)
To: earlJam
>>>The guy will never have the balls to try that again.
Actually, it seems he has 2 attempts left...
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posted on
01/27/2009 10:39:51 AM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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