Posted on 01/24/2009 1:13:32 PM PST by EveningStar
The Best Man's - Wedding Toast & Dance
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That was pretty darn funny. Must have taken a lot of practice, but the good ones always do....
OMG, that was hysterical! That guy must have a lot of confidence to have given that toast.
Ok, that best man is some serious cojones. Good man to have watching your back. A little twisted but good guy.
LOL!!! I love it!
This is pretty good...
You look good in panties !.......LOL !
Weddings remind me of the grins associated with such......:o)
My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?” “No,” she answered. I then said, “Is that your final answer?” She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, “Yes.” So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend”
And then the fight started....
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.” My loving wife of 10 years replied, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?”
And that’s how the fight started ...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, “Do you know her?” “Yes,” I sighed, “She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.” “My God!” says my wife, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”
And then the fight started.....
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, “I AM NOT HAPPY!!!” So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, then which one are you?”
And then the fight started.....
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. “I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please. He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?” “Nah, she can order for herself.”
And then the fight started.....
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
“I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.” The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s darn near perfect.”
And then the fight started
lol...
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