Posted on 01/20/2009 1:08:16 PM PST by mnehring
So easy, a poet could do it.
The internet is full of poetry generators, most of which do a better job than Elizabeth Alexander's strange musings. My favorite, the Beatnik Rambler.
The United States
muscle hath United The are just its much 'cause athlete you
freaks am liking No, then dance, toes of the drug deeply. to sing, to
dance, to watch "Frasier" weekly...
yet time waneth not like unto the moon and whatever's there Dancing
the Boogah 'neath the big Disco Ball.
When is this ranting to end!? I declair. All this pointless waste of
air. Don't breathe! My soul on fire and while dolphins tweeted the dephts of the cloud
Try your own from one of these poetry generators.
:)
Sigh...its one of the few advantages of growing older.
Begin slowing down to turn right in 700 ft. You missed the right turn. Do a u-turn and go 150 ft. to turn Left. You missed the Left turn. now do a u-turn .....
Bovine coffee house ping!
Check it out...I wrote a poem in Arabic:
Fi balad ba’id
Sakana irhabi ismuhu Osama
We kaana sa’id
‘Andama intakhabna Obama
/In a faraway country
There lived a terrorist named Osama
And he was happy
When we elected Obama
A poetess named Alexander Once scribbled rhymes to pander She droned on at Inauguration Boring the hell out of nation The voice and rhythm of a sander
Here’s mine:
For President Obama Upon His Inauguration
There once was a man from Chicago,
Who said to the White House will I go.
With a confident smile
and a truckload of guile,
He’ll take down your assets to zero.
OBAMA HAIKU
PANTHER TO PANZER
WITHOUT A BEER HALL PUTCH
LOL. I remember that. But in the Eddie Murphy poem it was
“C-I-L-L my landlord”
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