Posted on 01/15/2009 10:38:24 AM PST by rxsid
OBAMA==WHO CUT THE CHEESE?
BIDEN==SORRY Mr.OBAMA IT SLIPPED OUT?
YOUR HONOR YOUR HONOR!
(FROM THE MOVIE CADDYSHACK)
Quick!! Where’s the Creme Berle??
The Irrelevant Nine, after bowing and curtsying to The One, assure our president-elect that they will use the “public good,” not the Constitution, as their standard in judging these cases and will dimiss each and every one.
Once they’ve ingratiated themselves to Obama, they ply him with drink, leading up to THE BIG QUESTION..........
THE QUESTION: Oh, Obama, Great One, we are so tired of dealing with the law. It is so dry and such a grind. Can you use your Hollywood conacts to get us a gig on the People’s Court?
Now it all becomes clear: The Supremes will not hear these cases because they know that Democratic voters, being home during the day, comprise the largest viewing audience for daytime court shows.
Not to worry! Judge Judy—who possesses more spine and common sense than at least four, maybe five, of our current Supremes—will take their place, forming a Supreme Court of one. If there is anything to this controversy, I have every confidence that she can get to the bottom of it and resolve it in a matter of minutes.
Roberts: "No, wait, ONLY I get to stand right next to the President for this photo! Back, everyone! Especially you, Clarence!"
Obama: "I have to correct you, Chief Justice Roberts. I am not really President yet -"
Roberts: "That's enough, Mr. President! I don't need to know any more information! You were duly elected and that is good enough for me! Who cares where you were born, really, when you think about it?"
Obama: "Uh, I meant, um, to tell you that until my actual inauguration, I would still be the President Elect..."
Roberts: "Oh, of course... Uh, that's what I meant, yes, that's the ticket."
OK, keep smiling for the nice press, that's right you bags of nuthin'. Keep smiling and nobody gets hurt. Wait for the flash...now smile and say "Compromised!"
THE MARXIST BROTHERS VIST THE SCOTUS!
According to this article
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/01/15/politics/politicalhotsheet/entry4723627.shtml
the photos were taken by (Pete Souza/Obama Transition Team).
Actually Pete Souza is the Official White House Photographer now according to this next article. He was also the White House Photographer in Regan’s second term.
‘the primary function of the White House photography office will be to document Obama’s presidency for the sake of history.’
http://www.nppa.org/news_and_events/news/2009/01/souza.html
Frankly, with Zero in charge I'm worried about all of them.
WELL DID YA DECIDE ON WHAT KIND OF DOG YOU FOLKS GOING TO GET ARE YOU JUST GOING TO THROW A LEASH ON THAT MOTHER-IN=LAW OF YOURS AND LEAVE IT AT THAT?
WHERE AGAIN DID YOU SEND RAHM?
Note to self. Self theres a lot of Obots on tonight.
Lack of eye contact from Thomas, Ginsburg, and Souter.
I'm getting ready to pack your court. How about four more judges, eh...
Good to see that Justice Stevens and Ginsburg are in such good health. Hope they stay on the court for the next four years to continue their good work. We really need them there.
Please note that the “Irish” and “Italian” Justices were not present for the photo op. And the token black, even though he is authentically black and a natural born citizen, was pushed to the back of the bus.
Excellent. You win in my book.
Will he get a dog? Has anyone ever seen him with a dog? Muslims don’t like dogs and think they are unclean.
"Yeah, your news robes and turbans will be red...."
I would be interested to possibly use digital imaging to see what that document was in front of Obama, possibly his birth certificate?
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