Lots of Coffee Linked to Hallucinations, Study Finds

Fox News ^ | 14 Jan 2009

[Troll_House_Cookies]

Research suggests people who drink more than seven cups of instant coffee a day have an increased tendency to hallucinate.........

High caffeine users may even think they sense non-existent people, according to researchers from the University of Durham.........

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This could explain why I can never find my keys. They are always right there but I can’t find them until looking for ten to fifteen minutes. The coffee makes them invisible.

[Red Badger]

[Right Wing Assault]

Yeah, I was telling obama yesterday to go easy on the bailout crap!

[theFIRMbss]

>It’s only the whisperers that bother me, and I occasionally have to tell them to shut up

Sometimes I tell the
whisperers to shut up but
then I realize

I'm screaming at them
and everyone's watching me
so then I throw things...

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I had one of those but every time I yelled at my son it went off. And then my wife would remind me, we don’t have a son.

[Right Wing Assault]

So why do they just mention instant? Doesn’t regular do the same? Maybe they were too cheap to buy regular.

I asked one of my whisperers and she didn’t know.

[Red Badger]

[Sacajaweau]

I enjoy the trips..Where’s the problem??

[wideminded]

That’s clever if it works.

[Sacajaweau]

Elvis was here this morning. He had coffee with the Mad Hatter and the Wizard of Oz. It was a fun morning.

[Thrownatbirth]

Cup O Crappola. If coffee drinkers want hallucinations, they’ll have to buy shrooms like the rest of us.

[Westbrook]

> Sometimes I tell the
> whisperers to shut up but
> then I realize
>
> I’m screaming at them
> and everyone’s watching me
> so then I throw things...

You must be an engineer.

I say this from experience.

[Kevmo]

Well, that explains it. I’ve been hallucinating that a Marxist usurper with ties to unrepentant terrorists & who went to a hatred-spreading church for 20years was about to be sworn in to the presidency of the US and that the court system hadn’t done anything about it

Well, then, this is good news. All I have to do is lay off the coffee. “There’s no place like home... there’s no place like home...”

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

I wonder what sniffing glue or paint thinner does?

[NonLinear]

So, are you guys really there, or not?

[JoJo Gunn]

This comes from the UK, which is itself one large insane asylum with no walls.

[PJ-Comix]

FUn FAct. Coffee was baptized by Pope Clement VIII liked coffee so much that he baptized it to save "Satan's Drink" from the Muslims who introduced it into Europe via the Turkish invasion of Austria. Your humble correspondent wrote an ARTICLE about this.

[SunkenCiv]

Too much caffeine linked to hallucinations
KSFY | 01.13.09 | Michael Kahn
Posted on 01/13/2009 10:05:19 AM PST by Perdogg
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2163844/posts