Posted on 01/09/2009 6:35:02 AM PST by laotzu
Q: How many Obama voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Hoping that it would change is quite enough.
Q: How many autoworkers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 17 at GM, Ford and Chrysler; 1 at Honda, Hyundai and Toyota.
Q: How many Chicago pols does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: F--- you, what am I gettin' outta this?
Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It's burnt out on the Republican side, so we're not changing it.
Q: How many MSM journalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: No need, Obama is the Light.
Q: How many Congresspersons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, but they'll allocate a few billion to achieve change under the Obama Stimulus Bill.
Q: How many Daily Kos bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It was Bush's fault the bulb burned out; it'll get fixed by itself when he leaves office.
Q: How many Minnesota Canvassing Board members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Depends. They'll only change it if it looks like a vote for Coleman.
Q: How many Oprah Winfrey fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The bulb's not so light these days.
Q: How many Cubans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: There have been no lightbulbs since the USSR collapsed.
Q: How many North Koreans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What's a lightbulb?
Q: How many Hollywood celebrities does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Six to make movies about evil lightbulb companies, twelve to lecture about the unequal distribution of light on late night talk shows and nine to get caught with drugs hidden in cartons of lightbulbs.
Q: How many Obama appointees does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: His team is currently in the process of finding someone from the Clinton Administration who knows how.
Q: How many Caroline Kennedys does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: She's never thought about it but now that you mention it, she'd love for someone to change it for her.
Q: How many President Elect Obamas does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The bulb is a lot more burnt out than we thought. Clearly, the bulb has deteriorated. It might not be changed as quickly as we would like.
Q: How many Caroline Kennedys does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: She’s never, you know, thought about it but, you know, now that you, you know, mention it, you know, she’d love for someone to, you know, change it for her, you know.
Astonished there was no mention of compact flourescent in there.
Bumper sticker I saw this morning on the way to work:
Change is not a destination
Hope is not a strategy
I like that one.
Funny jokes on this thread, pong
Why would any of them want to change a bulb that is under water?
My niece named her first cat “Light Bulb.”
Ping.
Ping.
THIS is humor. Well done.
Margaret Mueller
Thanks for bringing it back.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Nobody leaves here ‘till they tell a joke.
Q: How many Austinites does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 10. One to change the light bulb and nine to tell you how cool the old one was.
Q) How many Zen Bhuddists does it take a lightbulb to change?
A: One to create a Power Point presentation, another to perform a cost/benefit analysis, and a third to contact an electrician from his car phone and take a business deduction for the call.
One to change the bulb, one not to change the bulb, and one to see the light.
A: Just one. Obama holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.
A) All light is suffering. But, we should take joy in the clicking that is the switch.
A) WhyDoYouWantToChangeThisLightBulbAreYouLookingAtMeWith
CamerasIBetYouAreTheyAreAlwaysLookingAtMeWithCamerasIn
TheLightBulbAndSometimesTheyAreInTheClosetLookingAtEverything
IDoTheyWontLeaveMeAloneBecauseIKnowAboutTheSovietSputniks
ThatListenToYourBrainWavesAndTheyControlWhatYouSayAndDoAnd
THATSNOJOKEManTheyAreEVILAndTheyAreAFTERUsAndTheyFollowMe
AllTheTimeISeeThemInTheirSecretSilentHelicoptorsItsANewWorldOrder
A) At least five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up really easily after only trying for a little while, the Italians to make a start, get nowhere, and then try again from the other side, the Swiss to pretend nothing out of the ordinary is happening, and the Americans to actually perform the task, awarding them the condemnation of the world.
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