[laotzu]

Q) How many Zen Bhuddists does it take a lightbulb to change?

A) All light is suffering. But, we should take joy in the clicking that is the switch.

[Lazamataz]

Q) How many paranoid schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb?

A) WhyDoYouWantToChangeThisLightBulbAreYouLookingAtMeWith
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TheLightBulbAndSometimesTheyAreInTheClosetLookingAtEverything
IDoTheyWontLeaveMeAloneBecauseIKnowAboutTheSovietSputniks
ThatListenToYourBrainWavesAndTheyControlWhatYouSayAndDoAnd
THATSNOJOKEManTheyAreEVILAndTheyAreAFTERUsAndTheyFollowMe
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