Obama to introduce new government mandated computer operating system by 2010 – “Barix 1.0” (Satire)

Liberal Lunacy ^ | 1/7/09 | Liberal Lunacy Staff/REM

[ET(end tyranny)]

Who the heck is awake enough to read “keywords”? Not me!!!!( I’m a member of the pajama gang, not a morning person! ) LOL

Exactly! The text is so small for the keywords, that I seldom read them. Doesn't change the fact that satire doesn't belong in news, anyway.

[GCC Catholic]

They can take my Linux when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!

(Besides... you should never use commercial software before v.2.1 anyways)

[/sarc]

[ExTexasRedhead]

Meanwhile, Liberal Jews are clueless again! As a Conservative Republican Jew, I can say that as I listen and watch their stupidity with revulsion.

[Steamburg]

Totally, good enough to be in Scrappleface or the People’s Cube.
On the other hand, I wouldn’t doubt that Harry and Nancy are working on a press conference to take credit for the idea. The next couple of years will be excellent fun if you aren’t into outcomes.

[freekitty]

What the heck is this idiot doing? He’s even named a an operating system after himself. This is sick, sick and sick.

I hope the Supreme Court is paying attention to what’s coming because they won’t have any say in any matter before long.

[freekitty]

Gosh, I thought it was for real.

[Cyber Ninja]

I heard that system crashes will be hailed with
the Rainbow Screen of Death, butt can easily be
cleared by hitting “C: ‘enter’” twice.

[palmer]

This is like satire the way mugging is like hugging.

[ShadowAce]

[ET(end tyranny)]

besides being posted in “humor” with a keyword of “satire”, I had to put something in there to give it away..:)

It isn't post in humor. It's posted in news. See the address url?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2160220/posts

Do you see humor in there anywhere? No. NEWS.

You just called it humor (topic) but posted it in news.

[martin_fierro]

[meyer]

I just realized this was satire.

Today's satire is tomorrow's reality...

[N3WBI3]

Its kinda sad you did not realize it right away ;)

[Gondring]

How long have we had “one-touch” cameras (”So advanced, it’s simple!”)? Why can’t we have calculators with just an equals button?

[beckysueb]

Yes it is because the way things are going it is totally believable.

[6SJ7]

With a nice new government OS, you need a nice new computer...

[WVNan]

Awe man...you almost gave me a heart attack. You need to have some mercy on us old folk. It finally occurred to me to check the source, and fortunately, I happened to know that the source produces satire. Whew....Too close to real.

[dayglored]

Geez, the language in the original article is so over-the-top, I have a hard time believing anybody couldn't see it as humor/satire immediately. Maybe I need to screw my tinfoil hat down a little tighter on my head, to see this as real... ;-)

But I'm a techie, and I'm naturally skeptical...

[sionnsar]

LOL!