Ted "Where are my pants" Kennedy has not offered a statement yet.
Posted on 01/06/2009 7:05:32 AM PST by Red Boots
JANUARY 6--In a bizarre incident that will surely lead to litigation (or an out-of-court settlement), a skier at Colorado's ritzy Vail resort was left dangling upside down and pantsless from a chairlift last Friday morning.
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Oh, no, that poor man! We all have embarrassing moments, but that one takes the cake.
That’s one of those times when you’re hanging there and the thought goes through your mind “Just how exactly did all the things i’ve done in my life, lead me to having my johnson waving in the air, hanging from a chair lift in freezing temperatures”.
He doesn’t look to be that far up...I’ve have attempted to just get dropped. I saw a guy fall off a lift at a pole about 25 or so feet up. He made it. heh.
Just goes to show that it IS important to put the seat down.
How awful! I have been on that lift, I can’t figure how it riped his pants and underwear off.
I agree... it was terrible. I suspect, though, that he will have a large monetary settlement from the resort to console him for the humiliation.
Ted "Where are my pants" Kennedy has not offered a statement yet.
That night at the ski lodge, John was greeted by drunken guests mooning him and shouting bottoms up dude.
—yep—and it looks like he and partner must have low upper body strength to not pull him upward, release ski, etc.,—
Full moon over the mountains!
“There it was in living color, a rectal eclipse!” - Roseanne Roseannadanna
No, it wasn’t me. Worse thing I ever did on a ski slope is drive a tank down it, backwards, and out of control.
“Just how exactly did all the things i’ve done in my life, lead me to having my johnson waving in the air,
That should be written on Barney Frank’s tombstone...among other things.
Hope not too much Icing??
I’ve been on that lift, too...the seats don’t fold down. And besides, if you don’t notice a hole in the seat and then can’t manage to get your ski tips up, you have bigger problems than losing your pants!
Poor guy.
Before they could stop laughing long enough to dislodge him from the chair, I bet is how it really happened.
He is not identifiable from the photos, or I wouldn't have posted it. He's going to be rich, though embarrassed.
I can’t figure out how the guy even got caught in that manner? With his pants undone?
The pictures show that the safety bar is ‘UP’. That isn’t where his boot/ski became ensnared.
The written description doesn’t help much.
In the frigid icy cold weather a johnson will NOT be waving. LOL!! Ever heard of Mangina.
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