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Smoking Rooms Eliminated Following Erection
ShortNews - Scottland ^
| Dec 2008
| staff
Posted on 01/05/2009 11:57:09 AM PST by rface
Only two months after smoking areas were erected at two hospitals, the desire to go smoke-free on the premises will eliminate the smoking rooms entirely and replace them with smoking shelters.
NHS Lothian (Scottland) will eliminate smoking rooms at Royal Edinburgh as well as at Astley Ainslie. The will then provide smoking shelters in it's phased shut down of the indoor smoking areas. The Health Board claims the action will assist smokers in quitting.
The Health Board states, "These shelters will act as a platform to promote our stop smoking services, to encourage people to seek help to give up smoking from one of our dedicated smoking cessation nurses."
TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bigtobacco; clintonlegacy; lewinsky; smokingnazis
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To: rface
Is this why we have gone to the primary system, to eliminate this problem from the old smoke filled rooms of party systems?
To: rface
Perhaps they should concider a re-erection That's not always, um, so possible. Consider that this is being reported by ShortNews. Just sayin'.
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:25:43 PM PST
by
Mad Dawg
(Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
To: JamesP81
Do these reporters actually read the headlines they write?Probably not. I think the reporter really blew it.
To: EnigmaticAnomaly
As Confucius say,
“Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!”
CA....
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:29:38 PM PST
by
Chances Are
(Whew! It seems I've at last found that silly grin!)
To: rface
Wow! This thread is giving me a thrill up my leg!
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:33:18 PM PST
by
badgerlandjim
(Hillary Clinton is to politics as Helen Thomas is to beauty.)
To: JamesP81
Do these reporters actually read the headlines they write?FYI for y'all: the "reporters" write the story - the EDITORS write the headline...
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:39:56 PM PST
by
maine-iac7
("He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help" Lincoln)
To: rface
One wonders if Leon Panetta will enforce his anti-smoking agenda on Mr. Obama! I doubt it!
To: rface
What bone-headed peckerwood thought up this article title?
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:43:40 PM PST
by
OB1kNOb
(I've discovered the secret to making a small fortune in today's market....start with a large fortune)
To: rface
Smoking Rooms Eliminated Following ErectionThat's just wrong!
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posted on
01/05/2009 1:27:33 PM PST
by
DustyMoment
(FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
To: rface
Uh, what if the erection lasts more than four hours?
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posted on
01/05/2009 1:31:20 PM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(Hey, Obama! Where's my check?)
To: rface
Thank you for posting this and providing me with a good chuckle.
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posted on
01/05/2009 1:33:14 PM PST
by
Scotswife
(GO ISRAEL!!!)
To: rface
Smokers get stiffed again.
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posted on
01/05/2009 1:33:52 PM PST
by
popdonnelly
(Don't lose sight of your conservative principles.)
To: popdonnelly
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posted on
01/05/2009 1:34:59 PM PST
by
popdonnelly
(Don't lose sight of your conservative principles.)
To: JennysCool
if you’re smoking then you must be doing it wrong.
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posted on
01/05/2009 1:35:10 PM PST
by
Scotswife
(GO ISRAEL!!!)
To: rface
I’m too late. Saw this headline and knew I just had to post something cute but it’s all been said before I joined the party.
To: TruthWillWin
Im too late. Saw this headline and knew I just had to post something cute but its all been said before I joined the party. Oh, quit being so hard on yourself.
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posted on
01/05/2009 1:37:38 PM PST
by
Tennessee_Bob
(They're illegal aliens, not immigrants - there is a difference!)
To: EnigmaticAnomaly
My college had a bell tower which got torn down a few years ago. When it existed, the nickname for it was “(College)
President Meier’s Last Erection”...
To: McGruff
As John McCain has said "Erections have consequences". Post of the day....LOLOL!
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posted on
01/05/2009 1:53:50 PM PST
by
fanfan
(Update on Constitutional Crisis in Canada.....Click user name)
To: rface
“You had me at Erection!”
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posted on
01/05/2009 2:30:07 PM PST
by
Doc Savage
("Are you saying Jesus can't hit a curve ball? - Harris to Cerrano - Major League)
To: rface
"...encourage people to seek help to give up smoking from one of our dedicated smoking cessation nurses."
Looks like I picked the right day to give up smoking ;o)
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posted on
01/05/2009 2:37:14 PM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life ;o)
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