'I'm not dying - I've just got a hormone imbalance': Steve Jobs quashes rumours of serious illness

dailymail.co.uk ^ | January 5, 2009 | Mail Foreign Service

[theFIRMbss]

>a hormone imbalance that has been

His hormones may be out of whack, but he's looking hotter than ever!

[I Drive Too Fast]

The irony of this story is that if they could figure out how to use this “hormone imbalance” as a menas to produce weight loss it would become a multi-billion dollar money maker.

[Chickensoup]

What sort of hormone imbalance would go this far undetected?

[willgolfforfood]

Poor guy. My wife is dealing with this now. Hideous problem...

[theFIRMbss]

>
>>What sort of hormone imbalance would go this far undetected?

Everyone noticed,
but everyone was afraid
he would go get "cured!"

[Chickensoup]

what do you mean?

[09Patriot]

AIDS for 500 alex!

[dennisw]

What sort of hormone imbalance would go this far undetected?

More like he knew and didn't want to disclose it or talk about it

My bet is this hormone problem is related to his pancreas problem of a few years back

[mrs tiggywinkle]

hehe ...

i’ve got a hormone imbalance so can understand your wife’s plight. however, i didn’t know men could experience hormone imbalances. interesting. ;o)

[dennisw]

'Fortunately, after further testing, my doctors think they have found the cause - a hormone imbalance that has been robbing me of the proteins my body needs to be healthy. Sophisticated blood tests have confirmed this diagnosis.'

Your pancreatic enzymes digest protein so this strengthens my bet that his present hormone problem goes back to his pancreatic cancer of 4 years ago.... Good luck Steve and get a second opinion from Dr. Psystar

[oh8eleven]

1985 - Rock Hudson "Mystery Illness" (video)

[ClearCase_guy]

I'll come back later.

[Yaelle]

Everyone I knew with pancreatic cancer lost tons of weight too.

And then, of course, they died. Even my friend who had very slow-growing cancer.

[End Times Sentinel]

I thought my gynecomastia was bad until the hormone balance switched and I came down with lycanthropy.

[blam]

"AIDS for 500 alex!"

My thought too.

[mdmathis6]

Nebuchednezzar...is that you?
Hang on, you’ll be cured in 7 years...just look up to heaven!

[Jmouse007]

"Im not dying it's just an hormonal imbalance."

RIIIIGGGHHHT

And if you believe that I have a bridge in Brooklyn I will sell you for a penny.

The sad but true reality is Jobs is in fact dying, you can tell by just looking at him. Sadly he is either delusional or both he and the company are so concerned about profit losses that they are lying to the public and their share holders in order to hide the truth.

[09Patriot]

Arafart had a mysterious illness too.

[Gaffer]

It’s aids