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How Beer Works
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/how_beer_works.html ^

Posted on 01/02/2009 4:34:01 PM PST by navysealdad

Things seem to look better after a few.

Now researchers have finally proved that beauty is in fact in the eye of the beer holder, rather than the beholder. According to a new study, people do appear more attractive to both sexes when they've had a drink and have their 'beer goggles' on.

(Excerpt) Read more at angelfire.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beer; goggles; nectarofthegods
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To: navysealdad

21 posted on 01/02/2009 4:56:02 PM PST by ETL (Smoking gun evidence on ALL the ObamaRat-commie connections at my newly revised FR Home/About page)
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To: dannyprimrose1; trussell
Beer, its whats for dinner!

If one sleeps in....ROTF!

22 posted on 01/02/2009 4:58:02 PM PST by EGPWS (Trust in God, Question everyone else)
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To: EGPWS
If one sleeps in....ROTF!

Very true, very true...Would you like another beer? ;~)

23 posted on 01/02/2009 5:00:22 PM PST by trussell (I carry because...When seconds count between life and death, the police are only minutes away)
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To: navysealdad

They didn’t need to do a study, Mythbusters proved the Beer Goggle myth.


24 posted on 01/02/2009 5:01:03 PM PST by autumnraine
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To: Slings and Arrows

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26 posted on 01/02/2009 5:01:59 PM PST by KoRn
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To: navysealdad

Great googely moogely!


27 posted on 01/02/2009 5:03:37 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: freedumb2003
"They should have a “next morning on the pillow next to you” video..."

This leads to the "cayote" and "double cayote" rules for beer. A "cayote" is determined by how ugly the girl would have to be in the morning for you to have to chew your arm off so as to NOT wake her when trying to escape in the morning.

A "double cayote" is a girl so ugly that you go ahead and chew off your OTHER arm so that you never do it again.
28 posted on 01/02/2009 5:06:44 PM PST by LetsRok
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To: navysealdad

Went to bed at two with a ten,

Woke up at ten with a two!


29 posted on 01/02/2009 5:07:45 PM PST by Randy Larsen ( BTW, If I offend you! Please let me know, I may want to offend you again!)
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To: SIDENET
How many beer would be needed for this one?
30 posted on 01/02/2009 5:10:03 PM PST by GSP.FAN
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To: navysealdad
"Candy is Dandy, but Liquor (even beer :) is Quicker"....Mark Twain (Samuel Clements)
31 posted on 01/02/2009 5:10:46 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
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To: GSP.FAN
Oh, Lord have mercy.

I don't think that one is even in the same species.

32 posted on 01/02/2009 5:12:06 PM PST by SIDENET ("It was a different time, you understand." - Wallace "Suitcase" Jefferson)
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To: trussell

Probably should let you link to this one yourselves. A few of the symbols are of questionable taste.

http://talklikeaphysicist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/beer-chart.jpg


33 posted on 01/02/2009 5:14:07 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (Most Animals protect their babies. Palestinians kill their babies.)
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To: MarineBrat
LOL! :)
34 posted on 01/02/2009 5:14:35 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
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To: dannyprimrose1
Hic...

HAPPY NEW YEAR my FRiend!

35 posted on 01/02/2009 5:18:49 PM PST by EGPWS (Trust in God, Question everyone else)
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To: Uncle Miltie
No Beers = Supermodel
24 Beers = Helen Thomas


"Troika / Footstool of Liberalism...Corruption, Nationalization & Propaganda" Rush Limbaugh
“Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." P.J.O’Rourke

37 posted on 01/02/2009 5:19:38 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
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To: glock rocks; Brad's Gramma
Oh Sage, your wisdom is needed here...
38 posted on 01/02/2009 5:20:07 PM PST by tubebender
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To: EGPWS; Eaker

Yo there EIEIO - Wanna know the secret to a 23 year marriage? . . . Keep your spouse drunk! No matter how awful & disgusting you look in real life, through beer goggles you are so freakin’ fine.


39 posted on 01/02/2009 5:21:14 PM PST by TheMom (Happy New Year!!)
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