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Woman Arrested After Hitting Self With Frying Pan
WFTV ^
| Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Posted on 01/01/2009 1:22:41 PM PST by CE2949BB
OCALA, Fla. -- A woman in Ocala was jailed for hitting herself in the face with a frying pan and then blaming her estranged husband.
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KEYWORDS: fryingpan; lol; omg; ouch; skillet; stupid
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posted on
01/01/2009 1:22:41 PM PST
by
CE2949BB
To: CE2949BB
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posted on
01/01/2009 1:23:12 PM PST
by
Crazieman
(Feb 7, 2008 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1966675/posts?page=28#28)
To: CE2949BB
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posted on
01/01/2009 1:23:13 PM PST
by
VRWC For Truth
(Throw the bums out who vote yes on the bail out)
To: CE2949BB; Slings and Arrows
ACK!
TINAPL ping Slings and Arrows
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posted on
01/01/2009 1:25:39 PM PST
by
GQuagmire
To: CE2949BB
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posted on
01/01/2009 1:26:31 PM PST
by
lonestar
To: CE2949BB
I'm not sure there's enough evidence to convict.
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posted on
01/01/2009 1:26:33 PM PST
by
tbpiper
(Al Gore is the Berney Madoff Global Warming.)
To: CE2949BB
Note to kelley..it didn’t help..
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posted on
01/01/2009 1:27:26 PM PST
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(A democrat will break your leg, then hand you a crutch and take credit for your being able to walk.)
To: CE2949BB; marktwain; HairOfTheDog
Officers had handcuffed her estranged husband, but she came clean, telling them she had hit herself. Had she followed up with a few rounds to his chest instead of coming clean, we'd have another pristine self defense shooting.
To: CE2949BB
GUILTY.
I wouldn't even hit it with a frying pan!
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posted on
01/01/2009 1:35:15 PM PST
by
SIDENET
("It was a different time, you understand." - Wallace "Suitcase" Jefferson)
To: CE2949BB
I would strongly suggest the next time she uses a frying pan to hit herself, she needs to try a bit harder
If you aren't drawing blood, you aren't swinging hard enough!!!
Her husband must be a moron not to drop her like a bad habit
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posted on
01/01/2009 1:39:56 PM PST
by
Popman
(Dont worry Barney Frank has your ass-ets covered!!!)
To: CE2949BB
Egads!!! Hopefully she looks better afterwards. She can’t get much uglier.
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posted on
01/01/2009 1:43:41 PM PST
by
rickmichaels
(WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN OBAMA'S TRUTH SQUADS RUN WILD ON YOU???)
To: SIDENET
“I wouldn’t even hit it with a frying pan!”
I think this needs to enter the FR lexicon.
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posted on
01/01/2009 1:46:15 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: CE2949BB
To: TASMANIANRED
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posted on
01/01/2009 1:49:28 PM PST
by
SIDENET
("It was a different time, you understand." - Wallace "Suitcase" Jefferson)
To: CE2949BB
LOL. Sounds like a LooneyTune cartoon script.
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posted on
01/01/2009 1:51:52 PM PST
by
csvset
To: CE2949BB
Why is this newsworthy? Women are doing this all the time and GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
There are WEB SITES devoted to telling them how to do it and what to do afterwards (with catchy titles like “...so now he’s in jail- what next?)
I know for a fact it happened to me. My ex hit herself and called the cops. I was arrested on nothing more than her word.
Thank GOD i was IN MY ATTORNEY’s OFFICE at the time she claimed ithappened, so she was arrested for filing a false charge.
The DA initially refuse to do anything because he said it was just me “getting back at her”. I had to tell him only ONE of us committed an actual crime (filing false arrest) and I lost my house, my business, and my reputation in the commmunity being paraded in court in handcuffs.
He finally filed charges after I threatedn to file a ‘writ of mandamus’ (to compel them to do their job. Then after telling me they postponed her court date for two weeks, reconvened it the next week without my knowlege and gave her a 6 months ACD - in other workds they did NOTHING if she was nice for 6 months then charges would be DROPPPED.
I dont know why this is not a FELONY to make someone go to jail falsely and cost 10’s of thousands of dollars.
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posted on
01/01/2009 1:52:03 PM PST
by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
To: TASMANIANRED
I wouldnt even hit it with a frying pan!
I think this needs to enter the FR lexicon.
Shouldn’t that be, “I wouldn’t hit it with YOUR frying pan!”
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posted on
01/01/2009 1:54:09 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: GQuagmire; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Let her hit herself a few more times - it could only be an improvement.
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posted on
01/01/2009 1:57:44 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Every few generations the really, really bad ideas come back around for another go."--Howard Tayler)
To: CE2949BB
Are you sure she didn’t beat herself with an ugly stick ?
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posted on
01/01/2009 1:58:20 PM PST
by
clamper1797
(I pledge to give the Obamanation the same level of support that the liberals gave GWB)
To: CE2949BB
Bubba Klingtong: “I’d hit it!”
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