Feds Investigate Airplane Brawl. Unstable passenger attacks flight attendant [Yuck!!!]

WOWT.com ^ | Dec 30, 2008 | Mike McKnight

[Marcusofboston]

The FBI is looking into a bizarre and frightening incident aboard a commercial jet heading from Houston to Omaha last Friday involving an unstable passenger.

It began with a middle-aged man leaving the plane's lavatory covered in his own feces. "Oh, it was awful. It was worse than that."

[Marcusofboston]

Yuck. What a way to ring in the New Year.

[crusty old prospector]

Yuuuh. Doo doo.

[KoRn]

I wonder what he had.

Was it the chicken, or the fish?

[RexBeach]

Too bad the crew didn’t have a taser aboard.

“Don’t tase me, stew!”

[library user]

"I heard all of this ruckus and yelling and I kind of turned around and the poor flight attendant is on his back and the guy is like punching him and I'm like, oh my gosh. It's almost like a scene out of a movie.

So Caroline Kennedy was interviewed on the plane? Like, you know, oh my God!

[windcliff]

Ping

[MarineBrat]

So much for my theory that a potential way to keep from getting jumped on by people is to smear poo all over myself. It seems to not work when you’re going nuts on an airplane. :)

[BOBTHENAILER]

Good one....Caroline, the eloquent Kennedy.

[Slings and Arrows]

It began with a middle-aged man leaving the plane's lavatory covered in his own feces.

"Send lawyers, guns, and money..."

[RedRover]

“Dad, get me out of this!”

[SunkenCiv]

[JRios1968]

Was it the chicken, or the fish?

"I had the lasagna..."

[KoRn]

Do you like movies about gladiators?

[JRios1968]

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

[KoRn]

LOL!!

[Redcitizen]

Surely you can’t be serious.

[KoRn]

Don’t call me ‘Surely’. :p

[Redcitizen]

=) Hah!

[VigilantAmerican]

Stop calling me Shirley.

[VigilantAmerican]

And Happy New Year to all, while you’re at it!