Posted on 12/24/2008 3:36:27 AM PST by Caipirabob
A 27-year-old Deltona woman told authorities she bit her husband's schvanschtooker because she didn't want to have sex with him.
Charris Bowers was arrested Saturday by a Volusia County sheriff's deputy, accused of misdemeanor battery. A judge set her free Sunday without requiring her to post bail.
Her husband, Delou Bowers, today would not comment.
According to a sheriff's office report, the Bowerses had been to a bar Friday night. Delou Bowers told authorities that when they got home, his wife began to perform oral sex on him but then began to bite his schvanschtooker.
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Looks like her nose is swollen. I wonder if there was a fight.
First one who calls the police wins in these cases.
Anyone wearing a Bears jersey deserves to get bit!
by the lump in her throat, I’d say guilty.
Do you tie her to the kitchen counter or the vacuum cleaner ?
I’m sure her 7 yr old, 2nd grade son won’t hear about this in school....poor kid.
I can't imagine that he would hit her and THEN let her....um...gain access to his most vulnerable parts. If her nose is swollen it most likely occurred during, or immediately after "the assault".
I could be wrong....did you ever see the movie "War of the Roses"? We men can be very dumb, and they did just come home from a bar.
I think they said on the news she was taking a course on line to become a Moyl. She flunked the test I’d say.
You know, there are somethings that he government should not be involved in. Two people doing private things to each other while drunk and then calling 911. The book gets thrown at her whether or not he wanted it to. There is no discretion built into systems. Horrifying actually
Yep and to make matters worse no way will he ever get oral sex from her again.
How do you actually find someones myspace page? Are they stupid enough to list their real name or something?
well, guilty or not?With a little makeup, and the proper lighting, she might very well prove to be not guilty.
Charris Bowers (December 23, 2008)
On the other hand, there is a "severity of the crime" factor here...
Wow, she sure does look defiant in that photo, though [either that or she's got an almost vacuous look on her face].
And found her Myspace linked under her picture in the article here: http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/12/24/charris-bowers-was-chompin-at-the-bit/
People use their real names so family and friends can keep up with each other by checking on their myspace pages, reading the blogs, looking at pictures, etc. A great way to keep connected.
Not so great in the information age if you make the news doing something stupid or silly or criminal...
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