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Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what...
Sun Sentinel ^
| 2:49 PM EST, December 23, 2008
| Rene Stutzman | Sentinel Staff Writer
Posted on 12/24/2008 3:36:27 AM PST by Caipirabob
A 27-year-old Deltona woman told authorities she bit her husband's schvanschtooker because she didn't want to have sex with him.
Charris Bowers was arrested Saturday by a Volusia County sheriff's deputy, accused of misdemeanor battery. A judge set her free Sunday without requiring her to post bail.
Her husband, Delou Bowers, today would not comment.
According to a sheriff's office report, the Bowerses had been to a bar Friday night. Delou Bowers told authorities that when they got home, his wife began to perform oral sex on him but then began to bite his schvanschtooker.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: abuse; battery; bite; needsmakeup; ouch; poorlighting; tentativenotguilty; wife
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To: seemoAR
I don't think I would like to be on the Jury and be forced to see the photos the police took.I take it you don't think it would be a "hung" jury?
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posted on
12/24/2008 4:47:58 AM PST
by
orlop9
To: Caipirabob
He could always change his name to Claude Bawlz.
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posted on
12/24/2008 5:01:09 AM PST
by
Tennessee_Bob
(They're illegal aliens, not immigrants - there is a difference!)
To: Caipirabob
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posted on
12/24/2008 5:19:25 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' about!)
To: Caipirabob
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posted on
12/24/2008 5:30:18 AM PST
by
Free Vulcan
(No prisoners. No mercy. 2010 awaits.....)
To: Caipirabob
She has a small nose. Was in a 69 position with a hairy beast and started to smother. The beast leg locked her in place. She smothered.. SNOT QUILTY
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posted on
12/24/2008 5:31:10 AM PST
by
primatreat
(The big "O" is smoking a Joint on Drudge Man of the year... Hoot!)
To: Caipirabob; sit-rep; Squantos; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Not guilty but 5 yard penalty for illegal use of teeth.
To: Caipirabob
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posted on
12/24/2008 5:36:51 AM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(McCain is the reason Sarah Lost <><)
To: Larry Lucido
Maybe she should be allowed a do-over.
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posted on
12/24/2008 5:38:42 AM PST
by
Hoodat
(For the weapons of our warfare are mighty in God for pulling down strongholds.)
To: orlop9
Could be, I don’t know. I guess some people would enjoy the pictures.
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posted on
12/24/2008 5:39:41 AM PST
by
seemoAR
To: Caipirabob
...the Bowerses had been to a bar Friday night... I suspected that alcohol was somehow involved here. And Florida, too. It's always Florida: America's Trailer Park.
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posted on
12/24/2008 5:39:41 AM PST
by
andy58-in-nh
(Ronald Reagan had a vision of America. Barack Obama has a vision of Barack Obama.)
To: Caipirabob
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posted on
12/24/2008 5:46:57 AM PST
by
Matchett-PI
("Every free act transcends matter, which is why any form of materialism is anti-liberty" - Gagdad)
To: Caipirabob
A judge set her free Sunday without requiring her to post bail. If the man had bitten her in the genatalia, I'm sure he wouldn't receive such a light deal.
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posted on
12/24/2008 5:50:30 AM PST
by
Travis T. OJustice
(Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
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posted on
12/24/2008 5:50:39 AM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(McCain is the reason Sarah Lost <><)
To: Caipirabob
THAT’S gonna’ leave a mark!
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posted on
12/24/2008 5:57:40 AM PST
by
JimRed
("Hey, hey, Teddy K., how many girls did you drown today?" TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
To: csvset; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
> > misdemeanor battery.
> Wounded wiener is more like it.
Violation of the penal code.
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posted on
12/24/2008 6:57:53 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Every few generations the really, really bad ideas come back around for another go."--Howard Tayler)
To: Caipirabob; JRios1968
Guilty due to nature of crime. The jury also asks for prison term over and above the recommendation of the prosecution.
To: Caipirabob
This woman has stenotic naries. While she was in the act she probably was suffocating and had to bite the wonder wand to get his hands off her head and let her get away and breathe.
To: Caipirabob
I’d like to say “not guilty” because she’s kind of cute, but no. She’s crazy.
Word to the wise, Mr. Bowers...the other end normally doesn’t have teeth. Just sayin’.
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posted on
12/24/2008 7:06:15 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Caipirabob
I guess she didn’t read that dennis prager article.
To: GQuagmire
Guilty due to nature of crime. The jury also asks for prison term over and above the recommendation of the prosecution.Must protect the frank and the beans, at all cost!
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posted on
12/24/2008 7:11:55 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' about!)
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