Posted on 12/20/2008 2:03:35 AM PST by Prole
Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen.
I apologize for the vanity, but I am seeking advice from those of you who are also in my predicament.
Given the coming destruction to our Nation as the result of Barack Hussein Obama, I am angry at my mother and sister for voting for this communist.
I purchased several nice things for my father who is Conservative, but I am having a hard time finding something for my mother and sister.
What do you, my FRiends, buy for your family members who are also Obamatrons?
Thank you for your time, and Happy Hanukkah and Merry Christmas!
A card telling them that you’re spreading the wealth, therefore the money you would have spent on their gift has been given to someone you deemed more deserving.
Whoops, I think I tranposed CSPAN and MSNBC into one conglomerate. I meant MSNBC. He’s a Chrissy “Tingle Legs” Mathews and Keith Olberman fan. If I didn’t look so much like him, I would swear I was adopted.
A Card with a little verse... (no, I didn’t author it...)
The election is over,
The talking is done.
My party lost, your party won.
So let us be friends,
And let arguments pass.
I’ll hug my elephant,
You kiss your a$$.
Buy them nothing. Tell them you redistributed their gifts to someone else.
It's not just you- I first encountered this with Clinton sycophants- facts, evidence? "Like, so what, man..."
Somehow, my BIL conflated "Boosh" with the deaths of his wife & Mom, the closing of his business, and Duh!1 was going to "change" all that.
Or so he "hoped..."
Now, he's wondering just what he's called down on his kids heads- but it's a little too late, isn't it?
C-4 and a short fuse. Don’t forget those stocking stuffer matches. (Tell’em it’s a candle)
How about a book or movie that may possibly get through to them?
Nonfiction may be a little bit too obvious, but a work of fiction (or a movie if they aren’t readers) can be the spoonful of sugar that makes the medicine go down.
Conservatives need to start using the same tactics that the left uses so successfully. Boil the frog slowly.
Give them some nice candles, so they will be able to read Levin’s “Men In Black” and Coulter’s new book when the coming brownouts occur.
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I personally have DISOWNED any family members or friends who voted for Obama. I want NOTHING to do with anyone who voted for that fake and fraud.
Having said that, I do have the perfect Christmas present for you to buy them: a 2x4 upside the head. Rusty nails are optional.
Get em a assault rifle or shotgun. No bullets though.
Howabout a clue?
Buy them some shiny new carbon credits. Or make a voluntary donation to the US Treasury on their behalf.
I agree with the book idea.
“Atlas Shrugged” by Ayn Rand is an excellent mind opening piece of fiction regarding a free economy vs. public good.
It goes into many more thoughts, but too numerous to mention here.
I wish I would have read it earlier in my life. The Bible is the most important book i’ve read/reading. But I consider “Atlas Shrugged” second.
It will do a very good job putting the ridiculous views of liberals and socialists into the face of the reader. If they read it, their eyes should be somewhat open to the error in their views.
Actually, there are 2 books I recommend: the Bible and Atlas Shrugged.
A nice pet rocks, pocket size, to celebrate Gaia. Add a little change and wrap it up. If you want more, add for each a nice small(cheap) chia pet.
Take the money that you were going to spend on presents and donate it to a homeless shelter. The homeless need the money more than your family.
A movie would be good. I would suggest Obsession. The documentary put out by The Clarion Fund.
Chocolate covered deer turds.
I don't even click on links to the NYT, or
any other website associated with the Lib media,
I don't want to give them the hits or satisfaction.
[but thats just this threeputter]
Thanks,
Canistabbatsplease
Go to Project Heifer and buy a cow to be donated to a 3rd world village.
Send your mother and nice sister gift cards notifying them that you redistributed wealth in their honor.
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