Buy them some shiny new carbon credits. Or make a voluntary donation to the US Treasury on their behalf.
Don’t spend any of your own hard earned money on the carbon credit nonsense. Just give them an application so they can buy their own.
They might give it a little thought and come to a sensible conclusion.
Let them buy their own. I'm busy putting more carbon into the air....
Or make a voluntary donation to the US Treasury on their behalf.
So long as it is out of THEIR checkbook....